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heartofglass.bsky.social
carpet bruncher
@heartofglass.bsky.social
star gazer 🌌 cloud enjoyer ☁️ lucid daydreamer 💭 not white 🐸 abolitionist, antifascist, anticapitalist 🔥 panty seller 👙 genuine sweetheart 💗 no cops, SWERFS, TERFs, or fascists 🔪 dedicated hater 😌 she/her 🖤
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Today is a good day to check on your parents and grandparents facebook activity to make sure they're not issuing credible threats to the President of the United States using minion memes
August 10, 2023 at 2:00 PM
LOL ANDY LOST
August 9, 2023 at 10:22 PM
My friend who is an elementary teacher in SoCal sent me this picture—this is what they confiscated this week
August 8, 2023 at 2:56 PM
every bad tesla driver pays for twitter
August 6, 2023 at 7:10 PM
the holey trinity: my mouth hole, my pussy hole, and my asshole
August 6, 2023 at 6:46 PM
more ppl would like beans if they were eating beans cooked according to a recipe not written by white people. it should be illegal for white people to serve beans like that. i will not elaborate 💨
August 3, 2023 at 9:32 PM
why is every algorithm on my
phone trying to convince me that i’m autistic
August 2, 2023 at 12:43 AM
some people think we’re going to regret our tattoos when we’re older.

in my experience, more elderly women tell me they wished they could have gotten some when they were younger, but it wasn’t as socially accepted, and they feel regretful they did not get tattoos.
July 27, 2023 at 9:42 PM
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My friends are doing some cool stuff. Super excited for this project to grow.

Hear directly from the people throwing down for issues like mutual aid & community space, labor, LAPD surveillance, food vendors rights, debt abolition.

Plz subscribe on Youtube & everywhere you get pods (link in post👇🏻)
July 25, 2023 at 8:35 PM
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Young people are losing a valuable rite of passage with the increase in digital media and online shopping and the loss of brick & mortar stores: shoplifting. My buddy stole a whole ass PlayStation from Babbages in 6th grade by shoving it down his JNCOs and cemented his status as a legend.
July 25, 2023 at 2:28 PM
jeffery dean morgan is a professional dead guy. he only gets casts in dead guy roles. what is it about him that makes him so killable?
July 25, 2023 at 12:39 AM
tbh i’m living for the barbie discourse
July 24, 2023 at 3:04 AM
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July 22, 2023 at 8:19 PM
i’m doing my part!
July 21, 2023 at 7:17 PM
i’m depressed and existential! i should apply to grad school
July 21, 2023 at 3:49 PM
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Being in the foster system is one really strong predictor of someone’s future involvement with the criminal legal system. Free college might provide an off ramp for children who get trapped in the cycle of institutionalization — first foster care, then incarceration. Excited to see this happening.
July 20, 2023 at 4:07 PM
tree law!
July 19, 2023 at 10:55 PM
this weekend, i learned the ancient maya people partook in a pastime
modern people call “butt drinking”
July 18, 2023 at 2:23 AM
imagine u die and at ur funeral there’s a slideshow of ur grainy thirst traps only
July 16, 2023 at 6:24 PM
today’s hot take is it’s always sunny in philadelphia is awful and only the worst white people i know like it
July 15, 2023 at 5:23 AM
i’m sorry i was late. i have time blindness. due to those circumstances, it will absolutely happen again
July 13, 2023 at 2:55 AM
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Unhoused kitty needs emergency vet for a UTI or bladder blockage and needs help ASAP. Romeo likely won't survivw through the weekend without your help
July 8, 2023 at 7:03 PM
how am i supposed to be funny on 15 social media apps when i already have three personas to upkeep on each one?
July 6, 2023 at 7:06 AM