Heather in DE
@heatherinde.bsky.social
Another day another platform. Still a connoisseur of Kaiserschmarren.
What do you mean changing the duvet covers don’t give me any exercise minutes? *pokes new apple watch*
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
What do you mean changing the duvet covers don’t give me any exercise minutes? *pokes new apple watch*
I know USPS is desperately underfunded and it’s the busiest time of the year for them, but the fact that it took 17 days for a package to travel the less than 100 miles from my hometown to the Chicago intl distribution center is absurd.
December 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I know USPS is desperately underfunded and it’s the busiest time of the year for them, but the fact that it took 17 days for a package to travel the less than 100 miles from my hometown to the Chicago intl distribution center is absurd.
Raise your hand if you’ve walked by an ingredient in the Christmas baking stuff for a solid two months without buying any because you definitely still have some in the drawer. And then when you go to make cookies, no, no you don’t.
December 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Raise your hand if you’ve walked by an ingredient in the Christmas baking stuff for a solid two months without buying any because you definitely still have some in the drawer. And then when you go to make cookies, no, no you don’t.
Why yes, the house hunt is going swimmingly.
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Why yes, the house hunt is going swimmingly.
At what age can I hope to get a family picture that has all four of us looking at the camera? Does that ever happen?
December 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
At what age can I hope to get a family picture that has all four of us looking at the camera? Does that ever happen?
All German children’s music is just a gateway to Schlager.
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
All German children’s music is just a gateway to Schlager.
Wasn’t expecting to see Hugh Jackman playing Hammerschlagen at the MKE Hofbräuhaus on my timeline this morning, but that’s delightful. I’ll take it.
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Wasn’t expecting to see Hugh Jackman playing Hammerschlagen at the MKE Hofbräuhaus on my timeline this morning, but that’s delightful. I’ll take it.
Not saying I’m stressed out but the stye I got this week disagrees.
a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and making a funny face
ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and making a funny face
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Not saying I’m stressed out but the stye I got this week disagrees.
Happy glittering candle gif in WhatsApp message day to all who observe.
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Happy glittering candle gif in WhatsApp message day to all who observe.
I love the part of house hunting where anything reasonably priced is either up for auction or has renters or otherwise has lifetime tenants. Super fun.
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I love the part of house hunting where anything reasonably priced is either up for auction or has renters or otherwise has lifetime tenants. Super fun.
Trying to make cookies that look like tiny cinnamon rolls but also are a max of 4cm in diameter… tricky business.
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Trying to make cookies that look like tiny cinnamon rolls but also are a max of 4cm in diameter… tricky business.
As seen in German real estate this week: A shower. In a bedroom.
No shower or tub in the bathroom. But in a bedroom.
No shower or tub in the bathroom. But in a bedroom.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
As seen in German real estate this week: A shower. In a bedroom.
No shower or tub in the bathroom. But in a bedroom.
No shower or tub in the bathroom. But in a bedroom.
Layla and Let It Be and Stayin’ Alive are cult hits? Proud Mary? What?
three men are standing next to each other on top of a hill . one of the men is holding a sword .
ALT: three men are standing next to each other on top of a hill . one of the men is holding a sword .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Layla and Let It Be and Stayin’ Alive are cult hits? Proud Mary? What?
Since searching real estate lately, my IG ads are absolutely deranged. Clearly the algorithm doesn’t much care for price point. Sure, keep showing me luxury custom-design builders. Please do.
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Since searching real estate lately, my IG ads are absolutely deranged. Clearly the algorithm doesn’t much care for price point. Sure, keep showing me luxury custom-design builders. Please do.
The day you can take your kid out and run all over town, in and out of stores, on and off of trains, without him turning into an absolute hot mess… wow.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his mouth open and a whole new world written on the screen .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his mouth open and a whole new world written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The day you can take your kid out and run all over town, in and out of stores, on and off of trains, without him turning into an absolute hot mess… wow.
Ope, post is trolling is again.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ope, post is trolling is again.
Would love for someone to explain to me why Germans will put two kitchens into a house but not two bathrooms.
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Would love for someone to explain to me why Germans will put two kitchens into a house but not two bathrooms.
How is it that the marker can be so dry that it will not make the slightest mark on paper but yet the baby gets the cap off and immediately has blue all over his hands?
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
How is it that the marker can be so dry that it will not make the slightest mark on paper but yet the baby gets the cap off and immediately has blue all over his hands?
You know the weather is changing when these babies start showing up in your ads…
October 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You know the weather is changing when these babies start showing up in your ads…
I know the world ie falling apart around us, but also the ikea oatmeal cookie with chocolate absolutely rules. The makers of flat-pack furniture have no business making a cookie this good.
October 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I know the world ie falling apart around us, but also the ikea oatmeal cookie with chocolate absolutely rules. The makers of flat-pack furniture have no business making a cookie this good.
Article about the water situation stuffed into our mailbox: our landlord warning us about the situation because they’re the kind of people who don’t seem to know what the internet is? Or fellow resident taking it upon themselves to inform folks/drum up trouble somehow?
October 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Article about the water situation stuffed into our mailbox: our landlord warning us about the situation because they’re the kind of people who don’t seem to know what the internet is? Or fellow resident taking it upon themselves to inform folks/drum up trouble somehow?
Germany: where your baby has their first day of daycare and all the kids are busy playing with/in an enormous bin of chestnuts.
October 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Germany: where your baby has their first day of daycare and all the kids are busy playing with/in an enormous bin of chestnuts.
Reposted by Heather in DE
USE HEADPHONES ON THE TRAIN USE HEADPHONES ON THE TRAIN USE HEADPHONES ON THE TRAIN YOU SELFISH MOTHERFUCKER
my thought process right now is
my thought process right now is
October 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
USE HEADPHONES ON THE TRAIN USE HEADPHONES ON THE TRAIN USE HEADPHONES ON THE TRAIN YOU SELFISH MOTHERFUCKER
my thought process right now is
my thought process right now is
When a bunch of long-awaited things all fall in the next two weeks, you know what doesn’t really help the stress level? Having to boil all your freaking water. Send help.
October 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
When a bunch of long-awaited things all fall in the next two weeks, you know what doesn’t really help the stress level? Having to boil all your freaking water. Send help.