Or maybe a fellow queer/neurodivergent/eldest daughter/creative/swiftie/parent/fantasy reader/progressive christian with a witchy vibe/opinionated leftist
Then you might be into my brand of weird, let’s follow each other!
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The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Second update: We also lost a toilet.
Second update: We also lost a toilet.
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
(Published February)
(Published February)
Next, let’s get AOC in the Oval Office!!!!
Next, let’s get AOC in the Oval Office!!!!
New rules adopted last year could’ve cut that number to 3,000 residents — a drop of 97%.
But Trump has halted those efforts.
New rules adopted last year could’ve cut that number to 3,000 residents — a drop of 97%.
But Trump has halted those efforts.
If you're reading this, you have survived every goddamned thing this timeline, this Universe, has thrown at you.
You can do it again.
I'm proud of you, even if you aren't right at this moment. 💙🤘💙
If you're reading this, you have survived every goddamned thing this timeline, this Universe, has thrown at you.
You can do it again.
I'm proud of you, even if you aren't right at this moment. 💙🤘💙
Zohran runs an ad on Fox News to undercut their endless unhinged fearmongering and greed-fueled racism.
AOC: “we should regulate campaign donations guys this is bad”
Media: “WHY IS SHE SO MEAN TO HIM?!”
AOC: “we should regulate campaign donations guys this is bad”
Media: “WHY IS SHE SO MEAN TO HIM?!”