replacing every contact in my phone with 18002738255

please keep knocking the italian americans we are all very, very stupid

the burden of indescribable torment is what i call having a job

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because teams is bad or because teams lets me communicate with the other software engineers at my job and who are worse at software engineering than me

pulling a comically long bouquet of roses out of this like a weird vaudeville version of that scene from terminator 2

it’s a series of jokes. we are all sitting in a big circle and laughing at these people. you really don’t have to take this thread seriously, i promise.

i can excuse making it sound like no cop can ever be responsible for their actions, but i draw the line at calling it by the wrong term

i do think the thing where he pledged not to tweet for one minute for every dollar people donated to his disaster of a campaign was pretty clever though. i’d like to know who came up with it for him so i can give them credit

games were art when you had to press ⬆️⬅️➡️ ⬆️⬅️➡️ to contemplate loss but now that you just press ❎ it’s just soulless

wow you got him so good

pretty funny how janet mills gets in the race because graham platner was doing TOO well and all this tepid boring nothing burger oppo research comes out like 2 days later, establishment dems are really scared of platner