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I’m back like I left my car keys
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everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
you get three sneezes before the bless yous switch to shut the fuck ups
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
got too excited and ate the plastic in between the sheets of prosciutto again 😔
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
call me ender wiggin the way i’m fighting for my life in a public bathroom
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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every time you experience imposter syndrome as a software engineer, simply open microsoft teams
October 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
jays in 3 via mass ritual suicide of the entire dodgers lineup
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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pretty funny how janet mills gets in the race because graham platner was doing TOO well and all this tepid boring nothing burger oppo research comes out like 2 days later, establishment dems are really scared of platner
October 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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the whole tron setting doesn't really make sense. why is the computer run by a fascist dictator? (sees my laptop updates weren't installed because some background software refused to quit) kill that program. kill it now. kill that program immediately
October 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.
October 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting
October 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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oh. you wrote a digimon story? does kuwagamon attack children early on?

does leomon die?

because it's not really digimon unless these two things happen
October 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Quick update on P2D production - we entered mass production at the end of Aug (ericmigi.com/blog/pebble-...). In Sept, we manufactured 2,960 white Pebble 2 Duos! Feels good to be in full production mode, finally. These watches have been transferred to our fulfillment partner that will ship them out
September 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Euro vs American
September 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Sucker Punch throwing its employee under the bus following a right wing pressure campaign is pretty bad as far as nominative determinism goes.
September 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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my sister nixed my idea of doing a facetime so my zojirushi rice cooker and her samsung washing machine can sing to each other
September 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that
September 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
they should make cats that can photosynthesize
September 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM