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Emu
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34F | She/Her | 🇺🇸 | Nerd
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June 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.

ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If another customer replies to my cheery "hi, how are you?" with "no, thank you" one more time, I might cry. WHAT DO THEY THINK I'M SAYING 💀💀💀
February 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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I don’t know who needs to hear this today but the way you fold a fitted sheet is perfect and you should never worry about that shit again.
February 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I wish I could tell the moon how much I like it
February 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM