America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
@hellointernet.bsky.social
1993 Pinewood Derby champion
Fuck them gamers, talk your shit king
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
KHive in bio
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
ppl make too big a deal out of height imo
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I too enjoy holding hot dogs normally
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Big boi
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Shred Leo took me behind City Winery and taught me how to smoke cigarettes, 10/10 best show ever
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
She got the wild snapper on her
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I recently moved from Florida to a town in northeast PA that’s a two hour drive from NYC, this is our first of what I hope to be many top-shelf showgoing experiences going forward. Still does not feel really real yet
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Going to the early show tomorrow, I can not wait
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I am going to poop all over you
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
that’s where the baby come from
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It’s fine. U just gotta eat them really fast
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I know who killed him. I got a guy. Assassination Jason. He’s got the inside scoop on all the big shootings
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I like money
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Oh hell yeah, I’ve been looking for something to keep my collection of loose, carefully organized marbles in
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
imagine being 55 whole entire years old and spending any amount of what little time you have left being edgy at strangers on the computer. yikes
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Imagine Christmas music not putting you in a good mood. woof, must be awful
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
lmao “stay mad” ok buddy, your last *four* posts were about me, but sure, I will continue to be the one of the two of us to stay mad. Anyway keep posting through it, I love hearing from my fans
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM