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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
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1993 Pinewood Derby champion
Olympic skiers are injecting stuff into their penises in order to give themselves a competitive advantage. I inject stuff into my penis because it makes me FEEL GOOD! We are NOT the same!!!
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Ping pong bing bong
November 24, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Ping pong bing bong
February 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Kran
February 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
We’re taking smores to the next level. Triple chocolate ganache. Small batch artisanal graham crackers. 60 hour hardwood smoke fermented marshmallows. ChatGPT enabled
February 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I am in the process of purchasing Jeffrey Epstein’s former island and upon the foundation of his evil sex dungeon, I will be constructing the International Institute for Respecting Bitches
February 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
If anybody who follows me speaks Balatro, here’s a sizzler of a seed for the PS5: QRY1FKZE

The very first store after beating the first ante has a joker pack with a Brainstorm (copy effect of leftmost joker held) and an arcana pack with Perkeo in it.
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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just room temperature bepsi
September 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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bepsi
October 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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bepsi? ?
December 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Bepsi
February 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Yuno Miles u can fuck my girl
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I hope 100 gecs saved some of that 2019-20 money
February 1, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Three frozen ShopRite rotisserie chicken carcasses HATE to see my ass comin’
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 PM
This is none of my business
My time to shine: newts have sex by the male laying down spermatophores and then waving his tail and head butting the female until she sits on one and takes it into her cloaca.
On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?
January 30, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Shittimg and farding in opposition to ICE
January 29, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Had a dream that I paid $900 for an all-inclusive weekend at a resort in Maine + two tickets to see a reunited Ben Folds Five w/ a string section accompaniment and nobody that I told this news to could contain their excitement for me
January 29, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Timothy Bus-“FIELD“ was in “‘FIELD’ of dreams” and he is a pedophile.. rearrange the letters in pedophile and you can (almost) spell the word “FIELD”… the pieces are falling into place… follow the clues 🔎
January 29, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I don’t really ever “talk about real shit” on here, and god knows that there are much, much bigger fish to fry in the world at the present moment. But I got some time to kill so I wanted to spend it speaking on the news of Rob Schneider’s (third!) divorce.
January 28, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Remember that time you smoked salvia in college, and you nearly gave yourself permanent brain damage? You should have just smoked less of it!

“DRUGS: A Lil’ Toot’ll Do Ya“
January 28, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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does lesbian sex just push their boobs togetrer
January 28, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Sorry boss, can’t make it to work today. I cummed too much this morning and now I’m feeling reallllllllllly dumb
January 26, 2026 at 4:53 PM
It is vital for aspiring comic creators to let me borrow $200
What advice would you give an aspiring comic creator? - 🦝
January 26, 2026 at 4:29 PM
They call me “Skankin’ Tony”. Horn tech extraordinaire for touring ska bands. 30+ years of experience. Been all around the world with Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish. The BossToneS. Met Gwen Stefani once. Been to so many pizza parties. One time in Brussels, I even got to kiss a girl
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 PM