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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 7h

Spending a half day eating my way through New York City today. Lunch at Thai Diner, followed by Loxfest at the South Street Seaport, followed by a slice of pizza from L’industrie, assuming there isn’t a crazy long line

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 9h

Quit posting AI slop you fucking bum

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks! My dad and I cheated. He wood glued a flat piece of metal to the bottom of it for additional weight and nobody thought to check

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 1d

This does not spark joy

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 1d

eat ‘em up, yum yum

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 1d

Irish People Try Braised Beef Short Ribs

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 2d

great job

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 2d

Hate when this happens

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 2d

give the last song a shot

America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 2d

I’ll be in my bunk

…jerkin’ off!!!

America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 3d

No

America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 3d

Long boy

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 3d

Rodney Dangerfield might have driven a car

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3d

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 3d

I might be 6’3” on the outside. But I am 6’8” on the inside. Tell yr girl I said hi

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 4d

We’re in the middle of a civil war and I desperately need to be milked, will u help me TheBarracksLawyer

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 4d

that’s a weird thing to get in trouble for. Like just say you sucked a cock idk

America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 4d

Is that his jizz

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 4d

you can fuck my bitch Kermit the Frog

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 4d

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 4d

Every time my wife puts a new New Yorker on the back of our toilet, I always make a bee line to see if it’s an issue that has one of your restaurant reviews, and it‘s always a delight when there is one

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 4d

I would march into hell for Olive

America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 4d

fetal alcohol syndrome lookin’ ass

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 4d

I just copped a pair of tix for The Aimee Mann & @tedleo.bsky.social Christmas Show feat. @pftompkins.bsky.social at City Winery in NYC next month which I will be *driving to* from northeast PA and this can not be real? How do I live two hours from NYC?? I can just go there whenever now???

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 4d

“Frog,” said Toad, “if I wash my dishes right now, then I will not have to wash them tomorrow, will I?”

“No,” said Frog. “You will not have to.”

Toad washed and dried his dishes. He put them in the cupboard.

Toad washes his dirty dishes and puts them away. What a clean Toad!

From "Tomorrow"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 4d

John 🅱️enis
guzzle my balls

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