America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
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1993 Pinewood Derby champion
Today, 12/4/2025, is the tenth anniversary of the release of “A Very Murray Christmas” on Netflix. If that means anything to you
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Today, 12/4/2025, is the tenth anniversary of the release of “A Very Murray Christmas” on Netflix. If that means anything to you
The moral of the story of “Christmas with The Kranks” is that it is correct to celebrate Christmas and it is incorrect to not celebrate Christmas
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The moral of the story of “Christmas with The Kranks” is that it is correct to celebrate Christmas and it is incorrect to not celebrate Christmas
Not pictured: dippy cup of gravy
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Not pictured: dippy cup of gravy
Brownie Mountain’s gone and now there’s nothing left
All is game on the desert plane
Fudgy ripples swirling through your wandering soul
All is lost in your melted brain
Praise be to our perfect chocolate god
We worship you until the day we die
Yaaaaaaaaaaaa
All is game on the desert plane
Fudgy ripples swirling through your wandering soul
All is lost in your melted brain
Praise be to our perfect chocolate god
We worship you until the day we die
Yaaaaaaaaaaaa
Generals gathered in their massesss
Just like witches at black massesss
Evil minds that plot destructiooooon
Sorcerer of death′s constructioooon
In the fields, the bodies burniiiing
As the war machine keeps turniiing
Death and hatred to mankiiiiind
Poisoning their brainwashed miyinds
WHOA LORD YEAH
Just like witches at black massesss
Evil minds that plot destructiooooon
Sorcerer of death′s constructioooon
In the fields, the bodies burniiiing
As the war machine keeps turniiing
Death and hatred to mankiiiiind
Poisoning their brainwashed miyinds
WHOA LORD YEAH
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Brownie Mountain’s gone and now there’s nothing left
All is game on the desert plane
Fudgy ripples swirling through your wandering soul
All is lost in your melted brain
Praise be to our perfect chocolate god
We worship you until the day we die
Yaaaaaaaaaaaa
All is game on the desert plane
Fudgy ripples swirling through your wandering soul
All is lost in your melted brain
Praise be to our perfect chocolate god
We worship you until the day we die
Yaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Season 2 Episode 28 - Frame 18 out of 2785
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Season 2 Episode 28 - Frame 18 out of 2785
Ohhhhhhh gimme the beat, boys, & free my soul
I wanna get shot from the grassy knoll
I’m JFK
I wanna get shot from the grassy knoll
I’m JFK
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Ohhhhhhh gimme the beat, boys, & free my soul
I wanna get shot from the grassy knoll
I’m JFK
I wanna get shot from the grassy knoll
I’m JFK
We are currently in a weather pattern here in Pennsylvania that I can only describe as “everything is wet all the time even though it doesn’t appear to have ever rained”
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
We are currently in a weather pattern here in Pennsylvania that I can only describe as “everything is wet all the time even though it doesn’t appear to have ever rained”
The only wagon I wanna see is your mother’s big fat ass!!!
Genesis just surprised us with a wagon concept called the G90 Wingback
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The only wagon I wanna see is your mother’s big fat ass!!!
I truly believe that this is the funniest thing that has ever been posted to the internet. Not an all-timer; *thee* uncontested all-timer
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I truly believe that this is the funniest thing that has ever been posted to the internet. Not an all-timer; *thee* uncontested all-timer
I’m gone off that shit that gives Santa Claus his superpowers
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m gone off that shit that gives Santa Claus his superpowers
Goo goo ga ga, I a baby
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Goo goo ga ga, I a baby
I miss Publix fried chicken 😤
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I miss Publix fried chicken 😤
I love “PSA warning you against slam dunking a frozen solid turkey into a 55 gallon drum filled to the tippy top full of screaming hot, boiling peanut oil” season
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I love “PSA warning you against slam dunking a frozen solid turkey into a 55 gallon drum filled to the tippy top full of screaming hot, boiling peanut oil” season
Cleepa
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Cleepa
Had a dream that I shot footage of Jason Isbell smacking around Amanda Shires in the parking lot of a shopping center and became computer famous for posting it on here
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Had a dream that I shot footage of Jason Isbell smacking around Amanda Shires in the parking lot of a shopping center and became computer famous for posting it on here
I got a bad bitch that looks like the Pingu walrus
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I got a bad bitch that looks like the Pingu walrus
Just think, some video game superfan out there who would have otherwise been able to play GTA VI in May, won’t be able to ever play it at all, because they will die prior to its delayed November release. lmao
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Just think, some video game superfan out there who would have otherwise been able to play GTA VI in May, won’t be able to ever play it at all, because they will die prior to its delayed November release. lmao
Is Scott Adams dead yet?
November 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Is Scott Adams dead yet?
This Donald Trump guy… starting to think he’s a real crumb bum
October 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This Donald Trump guy… starting to think he’s a real crumb bum
NEW Kool-Aid™ Rippin’ Dippers! In all your favorite flavors! Rip ‘em! Dip ‘em! Gip ‘em & gump ‘em or dip ‘em & dunk ‘em, there’s no wrong way to NEW Kool-Aid™ Rippin’ Dippers! It’s time to pop that pussy ALLLLLLLL the way open! with NEW KOOL-AID™ RIPPIN’ DIPPERS!!! by Northrop Grumman
October 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
NEW Kool-Aid™ Rippin’ Dippers! In all your favorite flavors! Rip ‘em! Dip ‘em! Gip ‘em & gump ‘em or dip ‘em & dunk ‘em, there’s no wrong way to NEW Kool-Aid™ Rippin’ Dippers! It’s time to pop that pussy ALLLLLLLL the way open! with NEW KOOL-AID™ RIPPIN’ DIPPERS!!! by Northrop Grumman
Brooke Shields? Uh what’s next, Brooke fuckin’.. swords ⚔️ fuck idk, fuck. shit. I’m no good at this
October 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Brooke Shields? Uh what’s next, Brooke fuckin’.. swords ⚔️ fuck idk, fuck. shit. I’m no good at this
“Black Phone 2”, you were a smelly, poop-filled diaper of a movie. I SHIT on you!!! 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
“Black Phone 2”, you were a smelly, poop-filled diaper of a movie. I SHIT on you!!! 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
Caribbean cream
Now we‘re creamin’ the same jeans
I don’t know how the melody goes after this part
Now we‘re creamin’ the same jeans
I don’t know how the melody goes after this part
October 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Caribbean cream
Now we‘re creamin’ the same jeans
I don’t know how the melody goes after this part
Now we‘re creamin’ the same jeans
I don’t know how the melody goes after this part
Me warming up my hands before applying medicated cream to my penis
a man in a white shirt is behind a glass door .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is behind a glass door .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Me warming up my hands before applying medicated cream to my penis