Doesn't really work over there, fermented vegetables last ages

This would be really crass and cynical (though that likely wouldn't be a problem for anyone joining Reform) – but he could have used the government abandoning the Hillsborough law as a motivation to leave the party

Trying to fight a second Brexit referendum during Covid would have been a right laugh

(Supper's Ready, on the other hand...)

I love it, and it's been my gym soundtrack multiple times. But at this time of evening, I'm not sure Close To The Edge is going to give me the energy I need.

I had to watch this in school aged 14, and of course as a 14-year-old teenage boy I instinctively dismissed it as crap. Rewatched it recently and I'm appalled at my past self.

I wonder whether she's the only person to sing a Bond theme and appear in that same Bond film.

For all that "Take Back Control" and "Get Brexit Done" were effective slogans, I honestly think that line from May was accidentally the most effective proof that 3-word slogans work

I'm still kind of hoping they're only being allowed into the party so they can be humiliatingly expelled before the next election (preferably at the party conference for maximum impact)

"The police in your area have been notified and will be with you shortly."

If only Dominic Raab had stayed away from that sodding beach.

I'm fairly sympathetic to mispronouncing names – goodness knows I've done it often enough – but when it's a well-known public figure in your professional sphere, repeatedly mispronouncing it is surely no longer incidental, it has to be making a point.

Don't get me started on Ed Balls' pronunciation of "Rishi"