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helmickkm.bsky.social
Kelsey
@helmickkm.bsky.social
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Crocheter w/ lots of opinions. Owner of Winged Revolution Crafts.
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weratedogs.com
This is Ciel. She has two modes: wet and cotton ball. 13/10
a very soggy light brown dog with what would normally be curly hair sits in a shallow tub with a faucet actively soaking her back. her fur is completely flattened out on top of her head, and her ears hang down like a floppy-eared sheep’s. her round dark eyes have a hint of betrayal behind them, and her feet are not visible under the water. the same light brown pup is fully dried off after a fresh grooming session. her body is a smooth orb, her head a perfect sphere, and her tail just has one little pompom of fur at the very tip. her ears are sticking out to the sides now, supported by the fluff all around them. only the little toes of one foot are visible under her round chest, and otherwise you’d easily convince us she’s just hovering there.
March 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
helmickkm.bsky.social
The number of straws I have in my rollator is unreasonable. They all serve a purpose, I just haven’t fulfilled their purpose yet
March 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
helmickkm.bsky.social
A customer & I just went on for 20 minutes a/b how jealous I am that she got to go to the Perfect Person tour & now I’m frothing to go to another tour. She said that I HAVE to meet @milesbon.bsky.social b/c he’s so nice but also so tall & he’ll make me feel even shorter than I am. So like. I’m sold.
March 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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krassenstein.bsky.social
BREAKING: The US State Department flag has been spotted flying upside down—a universal signal of distress.
February 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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marawilson.bsky.social
I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
helmickkm.bsky.social
I wonder if there’s an OF market for a chonky person crocheting in bed, looking a mess, only wearing underwear. Because I could make bank doing that. I just need subscribers to never bother me or ask anything of me & I feel like that would be a problem lol
February 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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jennifermhudak.bsky.social
❈ 𝑹𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉, 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏, 𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒘𝒂𝒍 ❈

Had so much fun creating this pen and ink serpent and stag illustration 🖤

#stippling #pointillism #dotwork #darkart #inkdrawing #coloradoartist #blackmetalart #dungeonsynth #occultart #coloradotattooartist
Snake pen and ink art with stag skull Snake pen and ink illustration with stag skull
February 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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jennmjacksonphd.bsky.social
Beyoncé was snubbed for AOTY four times before she won.

There is no part of me that can divorce that disrespect from this win.
February 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Huxley. He hopes you're having a good day, but if not, he’s conveniently right here and an excellent listener. 14/10 (IG: hugoandursula)
a golden retriever standing and resting his chin on a wood table. his front paws are also resting on it, almost like a hug. the sun is at a low angle and hits his eyes and golden fur perfectly. his eyes are also open wide, almost concerned but full of love.
February 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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haziekay.bsky.social
TikTok: *shuts down*
Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭
TikTok: *returns*
Me: who r u
TikTok: Your shayla
Me: mmm nah seems sus bye
January 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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thandaart.com
I want to have the audacity that men have.
January 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
helmickkm.bsky.social
I need someone to send them the entire Bee Movie script, word by word, in separate emails.
mattshuham.bsky.social Matt Shuham @mattshuham.bsky.social · Jan 22
The acting director of the Office of Personnel Management (the feds' H.R. department) is telling federal employees to rat out their DEIA (Diversity, Equity, Inclusion and Accessibility) colleagues by emailing "[email protected]."

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January 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
helmickkm.bsky.social
New tattoo alerrrrrrrt
January 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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latexprince.bsky.social
So saying Free Palestine is "anti-semitic" but having nazis and fascists tongue punching each other's fart box in the white house and throwing the hitler salute means we gotta give them the benefit of the doubt? LOL
January 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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witchywomantx.bsky.social
Dear algorithm please connect me with others interested in:

✨Witchcraft
✨Herbs
✨Tarot
✨Spells
✨Magick
✨Crystals
✨Astrology
✨The moon
✨The elements
✨Paganism
✨Introverts
✨Self-care
✨Nature/forests
✨History
✨Animals
✨Occult
✨Neurodivergent
✨Chronic Illness
✨Books
January 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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keithedwards.bsky.social
It was just as cold for Obama's inauguration in 2009, fyi.
January 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
helmickkm.bsky.social
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January 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM