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maître d': sir, i'm afraid your penis is too small to be seated tonight
me: can't i just chub it up some? this is ridiculous
maître d': we both well-know it's already chubbed, sir
me: can't i just chub it up some? this is ridiculous
maître d': we both well-know it's already chubbed, sir
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
maître d': sir, i'm afraid your penis is too small to be seated tonight
me: can't i just chub it up some? this is ridiculous
maître d': we both well-know it's already chubbed, sir
me: can't i just chub it up some? this is ridiculous
maître d': we both well-know it's already chubbed, sir
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while you studied the blade, i was eating dog food
December 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
while you studied the blade, i was eating dog food
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shooting a Dracula with an AR-15. He laughs and asks if it’s in yet
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
shooting a Dracula with an AR-15. He laughs and asks if it’s in yet
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Rip kirklebane you loved to rock 🎸😥
February 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Rip kirklebane you loved to rock 🎸😥