Sr.ExecutiveDysfunction
@her-zerker.bsky.social
If you know me in real life, no you don't. I'm here to get weird.
Florida is horrible and beautiful
December 15, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Florida is horrible and beautiful
Happy "cat what the fuck are you doing get out of the treenooooo not my favorite ornament! STOP BITING THE LIGHTS!" season to all who celebrate.
December 7, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Happy "cat what the fuck are you doing get out of the treenooooo not my favorite ornament! STOP BITING THE LIGHTS!" season to all who celebrate.
Okay my fellow bi-babys. Which celebrity did you think was just neat until you realized later on neat=down bad for?
Mine was Lori Petty in Free Willy. Thought I wanted to meet her or be her.. but it was actually a secret 3rd thing.
Mine was Lori Petty in Free Willy. Thought I wanted to meet her or be her.. but it was actually a secret 3rd thing.
December 4, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Okay my fellow bi-babys. Which celebrity did you think was just neat until you realized later on neat=down bad for?
Mine was Lori Petty in Free Willy. Thought I wanted to meet her or be her.. but it was actually a secret 3rd thing.
Mine was Lori Petty in Free Willy. Thought I wanted to meet her or be her.. but it was actually a secret 3rd thing.
This guy literally tries to follow me back into my house every evening. Shows no signs of being sick etc. and has a friend with him that is just a little more wary than he is.
The raccoons in our neighborhood are friendly but this guy is next level.
The raccoons in our neighborhood are friendly but this guy is next level.
December 4, 2024 at 12:44 PM
This guy literally tries to follow me back into my house every evening. Shows no signs of being sick etc. and has a friend with him that is just a little more wary than he is.
The raccoons in our neighborhood are friendly but this guy is next level.
The raccoons in our neighborhood are friendly but this guy is next level.
Why the hell are Thanksgiving and Christmas so close together? 3 weeks on not enough time to recover from the trauma of being interrogated over my career choices by my family before having to experience the trauma of being interrogated over my parenting choices? Give a bitch a break.
November 29, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Why the hell are Thanksgiving and Christmas so close together? 3 weeks on not enough time to recover from the trauma of being interrogated over my career choices by my family before having to experience the trauma of being interrogated over my parenting choices? Give a bitch a break.
November 25, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Throw back Thurs... wait Mon.. time has lost all meaning for me but throw back to 4 years ago when I spent my Thanksgiving chilling with these guys.
November 25, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Throw back Thurs... wait Mon.. time has lost all meaning for me but throw back to 4 years ago when I spent my Thanksgiving chilling with these guys.
Have Millenials killed the greeting card industry yet? If not, can we work on that once we've finished with chain restaurants and cable television?
Just send a text. It can always be said through text and to quote the late, great Hedberg.. we don't need to bring ink and paper into this.
#humor
Just send a text. It can always be said through text and to quote the late, great Hedberg.. we don't need to bring ink and paper into this.
#humor
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Have Millenials killed the greeting card industry yet? If not, can we work on that once we've finished with chain restaurants and cable television?
Just send a text. It can always be said through text and to quote the late, great Hedberg.. we don't need to bring ink and paper into this.
#humor
Just send a text. It can always be said through text and to quote the late, great Hedberg.. we don't need to bring ink and paper into this.
#humor
Is there a term for premature ejaculation but in reference to "I told you so?" I have so many to hand out already but it feels like if I can just be patient my gains in this might double if not triple. How do you time the bottom of society so I make sure I'm getting the best returns on my pettiness?
November 16, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Is there a term for premature ejaculation but in reference to "I told you so?" I have so many to hand out already but it feels like if I can just be patient my gains in this might double if not triple. How do you time the bottom of society so I make sure I'm getting the best returns on my pettiness?
I've used this GIF enough this week that I feel like I owe Glenn some royalties.
November 15, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I've used this GIF enough this week that I feel like I owe Glenn some royalties.
Recently while thrift shopping in my extremely red town in an extremely red state I found these 2 tshirts, both in my size. I am now on the hunt to find the original owner so we can live happily ever after.
I hope they gained or lost weight and not that they no longer had time for a little anarchy.
I hope they gained or lost weight and not that they no longer had time for a little anarchy.
November 15, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Recently while thrift shopping in my extremely red town in an extremely red state I found these 2 tshirts, both in my size. I am now on the hunt to find the original owner so we can live happily ever after.
I hope they gained or lost weight and not that they no longer had time for a little anarchy.
I hope they gained or lost weight and not that they no longer had time for a little anarchy.
Prime Bea Arthur? Yeah, I'd throw down.
November 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Prime Bea Arthur? Yeah, I'd throw down.
I'm not one who carries a lot of shame in general tbh.
I would absolutely fuck Gimli before I would fuck Boromir though.
As an example of something I feel absolutely no shame over of course.
I would absolutely fuck Gimli before I would fuck Boromir though.
As an example of something I feel absolutely no shame over of course.
November 15, 2024 at 11:46 AM
I'm not one who carries a lot of shame in general tbh.
I would absolutely fuck Gimli before I would fuck Boromir though.
As an example of something I feel absolutely no shame over of course.
I would absolutely fuck Gimli before I would fuck Boromir though.
As an example of something I feel absolutely no shame over of course.
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well that didn't take long
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I guess there are upsides to being a billionaire but the downside is you have to hang around with other billionaires, and I would rather die of dysentery
November 13, 2024 at 3:04 PM
well that didn't take long
bsky.app/profile/tomt...
bsky.app/profile/tomt...
I'm just a 40 year old girl, asking this site if I'm doing this right?
November 14, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I'm just a 40 year old girl, asking this site if I'm doing this right?
I mean.. right?
November 14, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I mean.. right?