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hereslizz.bsky.social
This is the same picture.
Elon Musk standing giving a press conference in the Oval Office with his child on his shoulders while Donald Trump sits silently at his desk. And a picture of Jafar sneering with Iago on his shoulder with the Sultan under his spell.
February 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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esqueer.net
We've created a tracker that covers all executive orders affecting LGBTQ folks along with federal and state legislation.

We're at 334 anti-LGBTQ bills.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

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@alli.gay
@erininthemorning.com
@evanurquhart.bsky.social
@miralazine.bsky.social
@lizsaila.bsky.social
A screenshot of a multi‐column table listing several U.S. presidential Executive Orders relating to LGBTQ+ rights and antidiscrimination policies. Each row has columns for “Origin” (POTUS), “Number/Identifier” (e.g., EO 13988), “Title” (such as Preventing and Combating Discrimination…), “Action Type” (e.g., Broad Nondiscrimination, Military Nondiscrimination), “Summary” (key points of each order), and “Date Signed.” The listed orders span from early 2021 through early 2025, covering topics like preventing discrimination based on gender identity or sexual orientation, banning conversion therapy, rescinding prior harmful EOs, and restricting or expanding DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) initiatives. A spreadsheet at the top shows columns tracking anti‐LGBTQ bills by status and year: total bills (334), 2025 bills (327), 2024 rollovers (7), how many passed committees (3), passed one chamber (5), passed both chambers (0), enacted (1), vetoed (0), failed (3), and carried forward (0). Below that, another header row lists different types of anti‐LGBTQ legislation (e.g., gender‐affirming care bans, pronoun bans, “Don’t Say Gay,” drag bans, bathroom bans) with the total count of each category (e.g., 55 for gender‐affirming care bans, 20 for pronoun bans, 14 for “Don’t Say Gay,” etc.). A color‐coded U.S. map spans the lower half, with states shaded from light orange to deep red according to how many anti‐LGBTQ bills they contain. Texas appears in the darkest red (46 bills), with lighter shades indicating fewer bills in other states. A note at the bottom right explains that the map shows total tracked bills per state, which does not necessarily reflect each bill’s likelihood of passage.
January 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
hereslizz.bsky.social
I’m eating a salad that definitely no longer qualifies as healthy and drinking Coke Zero straight from the 2 liter under 2 blankets in bed. How are you, tho?
February 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
hereslizz.bsky.social
Y’all 😆
The worm from Richard Scarry books driving in his work car with a sticker that reads “My Other Car is RFKs Brain”.
February 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
hereslizz.bsky.social
Beyond sus.
February 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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noncompliant1.bsky.social
If you hear someone say "we should be a meritocracy and not base hiring on skin color", what they mean is "when white people are hired it's merit; when anyone else is hired, it's identity politics."
February 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
hereslizz.bsky.social
I can't remember who suggested this to me but our geographical landmarks are iconic and witty af and a little petty sometimes. 😆

go.bsky.app/SfnzGbH
January 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
hereslizz.bsky.social
It's a concentration camp. Call it what it is. They have no problem deadnaming. Why start now?
January 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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resistrebelrevolt.net
How many times have we heard "70% of Americans agree on X issue" and yet 70% of Congress never votes on it.

It's the lobbyists' strings vs the American people. Not right vs left.
January 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
hereslizz.bsky.social
I need to get my license updated. BUT ONLY because new city, new 🤩 libraries🤩. Otherwise I would 100% put it off until the last minute.
January 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
hereslizz.bsky.social
Since I’m a perfectionist I need to ask the hive mind: When you feel kicked in the coot by a life event do you cry first or do you burn shit to the ground first. I want to be sure I am on track. I ate tacos already so I got that part out of the way.
January 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
hereslizz.bsky.social
I finished both bags of salad I had in the fridge before they went bad. So you could say I am a woman who has her shit together. 💅
January 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
hereslizz.bsky.social
January 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
hereslizz.bsky.social
Anyone else look in the mirror and wonder “can we dry shampoo this for just one more day? Just like 12 hrs.”
January 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
hereslizz.bsky.social
In laying the bricks for my own feed I need more fluff and levity to balance the outrage and general WTF-ness. For my mental health. Drop me your favorite meme, animal, recipe, art, photog, OOTD, 40+ make up, and general shenanigans accounts pls!!
January 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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zero-circle.bsky.social
It's wonderful how accurate this is in a therapeutic context.
January 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
hereslizz.bsky.social
😮😮😏😏😈😈
This is the energy we need!!!
Emhoff hands senators husband’s back ass to him.

(Taken from @aaronparnas.bsky.social TikTok since it’s not on his BlueSky)
January 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
hereslizz.bsky.social
At this point I don't care what the repercussions are for sleeping with an electric blanket all night. Bc 1. I cannot get warm and 2. *gestures broadly at the world*
January 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Cobra. His human showed him a fake cockroach and he got super grossed out. Knows an enemy when he sees one. 13/10
a brown pitbull with tan eyebrow dots and a white chest sits in the backseat of a car, paws up on the center console, and makes a snarling expression at the fake rubber cockroach his human in the driver’s seat is holding in her hand. the pup’s eyes are narrowed, his snout crinkled up, and his front teeth slightly bared. the person moved their hand with the fake cockroach slightly closer to Cobra’s face, and he is blurry as he jumps back in surprise. his teeth are still bared and his eyes intently focused on the monstrosity. cobra has regained some confidence and is trying to stand even taller to tower over the little fake roach. his ears are pinned back, and he looks like he’d like to share some stern words with this intruder.
January 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
hereslizz.bsky.social
Back in my day we pumped gas in -15 degrees in scrubs and mesh Nikes and we turned out fine. 😭😭😭
January 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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keeperspike.bsky.social
Weird how we can rename mountains and bodies of water, but somehow chosen names and pronouns are where the line is drawn.
January 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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lazzieb.bsky.social
reichest man in the world

I'm just asking for ONE frontpage typo tomorrow. ONE.
January 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
hereslizz.bsky.social
Follower requests: "Police offic-"

Immediately no. *block*
January 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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thegodpodcast.com
Hi, I’m God.

I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
January 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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razzball.bsky.social
Hell yea
January 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM