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February 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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We've created a tracker that covers all executive orders affecting LGBTQ folks along with federal and state legislation.

We're at 334 anti-LGBTQ bills.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

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@alli.gay
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@evanurquhart.bsky.social
@miralazine.bsky.social
@lizsaila.bsky.social
January 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m eating a salad that definitely no longer qualifies as healthy and drinking Coke Zero straight from the 2 liter under 2 blankets in bed. How are you, tho?
February 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Y’all 😆
February 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Beyond sus.
February 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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If you hear someone say "we should be a meritocracy and not base hiring on skin color", what they mean is "when white people are hired it's merit; when anyone else is hired, it's identity politics."
February 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I can't remember who suggested this to me but our geographical landmarks are iconic and witty af and a little petty sometimes. 😆

go.bsky.app/SfnzGbH
January 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It's a concentration camp. Call it what it is. They have no problem deadnaming. Why start now?
January 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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How many times have we heard "70% of Americans agree on X issue" and yet 70% of Congress never votes on it.

It's the lobbyists' strings vs the American people. Not right vs left.
January 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I need to get my license updated. BUT ONLY because new city, new 🤩 libraries🤩. Otherwise I would 100% put it off until the last minute.
January 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Since I’m a perfectionist I need to ask the hive mind: When you feel kicked in the coot by a life event do you cry first or do you burn shit to the ground first. I want to be sure I am on track. I ate tacos already so I got that part out of the way.
January 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I finished both bags of salad I had in the fridge before they went bad. So you could say I am a woman who has her shit together. 💅
January 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
January 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Anyone else look in the mirror and wonder “can we dry shampoo this for just one more day? Just like 12 hrs.”
January 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
In laying the bricks for my own feed I need more fluff and levity to balance the outrage and general WTF-ness. For my mental health. Drop me your favorite meme, animal, recipe, art, photog, OOTD, 40+ make up, and general shenanigans accounts pls!!
January 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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It's wonderful how accurate this is in a therapeutic context.
January 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
😮😮😏😏😈😈
This is the energy we need!!!
Emhoff hands senators husband’s back ass to him.

(Taken from @aaronparnas.bsky.social TikTok since it’s not on his BlueSky)
January 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
At this point I don't care what the repercussions are for sleeping with an electric blanket all night. Bc 1. I cannot get warm and 2. *gestures broadly at the world*
January 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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This is Cobra. His human showed him a fake cockroach and he got super grossed out. Knows an enemy when he sees one. 13/10
January 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Back in my day we pumped gas in -15 degrees in scrubs and mesh Nikes and we turned out fine. 😭😭😭
January 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Weird how we can rename mountains and bodies of water, but somehow chosen names and pronouns are where the line is drawn.
January 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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reichest man in the world

I'm just asking for ONE frontpage typo tomorrow. ONE.
January 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Follower requests: "Police offic-"

Immediately no. *block*
January 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
January 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Hell yea
January 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM