DJango Schmutz
@hermanmenschter.bsky.social
On bluesky i found a bunch of interesting funny af people. Like everyone else they're out of my league.
I steered clear of social media till now, or at least I didnt like it. This seems different, almost nice. I actually wish i had more time to do it
I steered clear of social media till now, or at least I didnt like it. This seems different, almost nice. I actually wish i had more time to do it
We had fun that night.
February 24, 2024 at 6:15 PM
We had fun that night.
It's great that there's no side-effects.
February 24, 2024 at 5:58 PM
It's great that there's no side-effects.
And it hasn't hurt your backyard pollination at all
February 24, 2024 at 5:53 PM
And it hasn't hurt your backyard pollination at all
You were a little over-zealous
February 24, 2024 at 4:57 PM
You were a little over-zealous
My hearing test came back negative after that scream but it was great to visit.
February 24, 2024 at 4:04 PM
My hearing test came back negative after that scream but it was great to visit.
No new pics, where are you mentally
February 24, 2024 at 3:49 PM
No new pics, where are you mentally
I'm in "recovery from Post Traumatic Family Syndrome". I just got home last night, did my best to help and it'll take me a couple days to repair my own BS. I might take a short vacation at The Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane because I hear they work wonders with Jell-O cubes.
February 24, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I'm in "recovery from Post Traumatic Family Syndrome". I just got home last night, did my best to help and it'll take me a couple days to repair my own BS. I might take a short vacation at The Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane because I hear they work wonders with Jell-O cubes.
You're up to five minutes?
February 20, 2024 at 5:18 PM
You're up to five minutes?
Please enjoy this tree before her first threesome
February 20, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Please enjoy this tree before her first threesome
Why do the most innocent looking cats take the smelliest dumps? I can smell the crimes-against-humanity as I get within a block of my house in a car.
February 20, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Why do the most innocent looking cats take the smelliest dumps? I can smell the crimes-against-humanity as I get within a block of my house in a car.
No new pics, where are you at mentally?
February 20, 2024 at 3:07 PM
No new pics, where are you at mentally?
So beat it, just beat it 🎶
Did you meet him on meatup?
Did you meet him on meatup?
February 20, 2024 at 2:58 PM
So beat it, just beat it 🎶
Did you meet him on meatup?
Did you meet him on meatup?
*looks in mirror*
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February 20, 2024 at 12:40 AM
*looks in mirror*
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1
No new pics, where are you at mentally?
February 20, 2024 at 12:24 AM
No new pics, where are you at mentally?
Good thing I use BlueSky perpetual storage between moms
February 19, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Good thing I use BlueSky perpetual storage between moms
*flies overhead with 18,000 lb bag of succulent wildflowers while mentally measuring for solar panels*
Build a parking structure of course
Build a parking structure of course
February 19, 2024 at 5:01 PM
*flies overhead with 18,000 lb bag of succulent wildflowers while mentally measuring for solar panels*
Build a parking structure of course
Build a parking structure of course
"Salt sprinkled on top" tell me more..
February 19, 2024 at 3:26 PM
"Salt sprinkled on top" tell me more..
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
February 19, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
You have no idea how nuanced flirting on a party line with 12 neighbors listening was.
February 18, 2024 at 4:44 PM
You have no idea how nuanced flirting on a party line with 12 neighbors listening was.
There's nothing hotter than a fetching woman removing her compression socks
February 18, 2024 at 4:40 PM
There's nothing hotter than a fetching woman removing her compression socks
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
February 17, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
Mianus has at least one local star.
February 17, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Mianus has at least one local star.
White Famous
Jay Pharoah
Jay Pharoah
February 17, 2024 at 12:50 AM
White Famous
Jay Pharoah
Jay Pharoah
*takes morning walk* Huh..
February 16, 2024 at 4:03 PM
*takes morning walk* Huh..
