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hermanmenschter.bsky.social
DJango Schmutz
@hermanmenschter.bsky.social
On bluesky i found a bunch of interesting funny af people. Like everyone else they're out of my league.

I steered clear of social media till now, or at least I didnt like it. This seems different, almost nice. I actually wish i had more time to do it
Last year I grew a catnip plant and it grew about 2 feet up. As soon as I started to like it, I gave the cats a shot at it. A couple minutes of not paying attention later it was a smoking crater;)
February 24, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Saldré a almorzar y probablemente me quede dormido un poco después de eso. Estoy un poco aturdido. ¿Y tú, mi tamal caliente?
February 24, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Carnegie Hotel, ma'am or as I like to call it, Carnegie Hall
February 24, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I can't tell you how many times I've been playing a concert and had my temperature checked
February 24, 2024 at 6:24 PM
People worried about a meteor hitting the Earth have no idea about the clear and present danger we present.
February 24, 2024 at 6:23 PM
You just reached puberty, congrats! It was just in case someone needed to take my temperature totally for health reasons.
February 24, 2024 at 6:22 PM
We had fun that night.
February 24, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Never! *makes plans to piss off Mindy*
February 24, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I was ehhhh semi-ok on 20-40 mg but on 90-110? OMG. Spent a night terrorizing poor staff at a hospital and played piano in the waiting room with my ass sticking out of my so-called robe. I found the scrubs room and tried to get in on a few surgeries but for some reason they wouldn't let me ;).
February 24, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I had to be on high-dose prednisone (another type I know) before and I was taking corners on two-wheels, getting into road-rage fights and noticed myself screaming into the rear-view mirror, so pretty easy-going drugs those steroids.
February 24, 2024 at 6:10 PM
And speculum which makes me wonder what my internet provider actually does.
February 24, 2024 at 6:08 PM
😂😂😂😂 .
February 24, 2024 at 6:05 PM
All those things like 'cat-off' seems to have the paradoxical effect with mine. This is like getting rid of rats using that glow-in-the-dark greenish crap, and my rats got addicted to it and love that stuff, but they're starting to glow in the dark which is kind of cool.
February 24, 2024 at 6:04 PM
That's valid. I have a cable box (small like 2 foot) out in front and honeybees love the thing, which is fine with me, but I've never once let Spectrum go near it because they want to kill everything that touches their boxes. But these are honeybees and I like them much more than Spectrum ;)
February 24, 2024 at 6:02 PM
😀
February 24, 2024 at 5:59 PM
It's great that there's no side-effects.
February 24, 2024 at 5:58 PM
And it hasn't hurt your backyard pollination at all
February 24, 2024 at 5:53 PM
My cat is in a standoff with a small square of it right now. I think the foil's winning.
February 24, 2024 at 5:52 PM
40 weeks? That shit is biblical. If they start giving you measurements in cubits, run!
February 24, 2024 at 5:51 PM