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Titles include: The broken chip in the bean dip, the avatar of at least one barely running long John silvers, The library of things you didn’t know you didn’t want to hear, and the stealer of your grandmother’s spoon collection.
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Charles Schulz understood the assignment.
September 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Charles Schulz understood the assignment.
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*staring down an angry seagull*
I evolved to survive on a diet of trash too, you’re not special
I evolved to survive on a diet of trash too, you’re not special
July 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
*staring down an angry seagull*
I evolved to survive on a diet of trash too, you’re not special
I evolved to survive on a diet of trash too, you’re not special
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“Oh, son of a bitch, that pretty much cleans out my savings,” said the visibly frustrated deity
theonion.com/god-los...
theonion.com/god-los...
God Loses $400 Betting On Cardinal Tagle
THE HEAVENS—Cursing aloud the moment news of Leo XIV’s election arrived on His phone screen, the Lord Almighty told reporters this week He had lost $400 betting on Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle to become pope. “Oh, son of a bitch, that pretty much cleans out My savings,” said the visibly frustrated deity, groaning that He […]
theonion.com
May 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Oh, son of a bitch, that pretty much cleans out my savings,” said the visibly frustrated deity
theonion.com/god-los...
theonion.com/god-los...
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