Hesster
@hesster56.bsky.social
Middle aged geek dad, he/him, trying to be funny and supportive. Loves comics, movies, LEGO, Battletech, and food.
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there we go
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
there we go
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT DIE, but took a new form and grew again. He has been marshaling his powers in The Black Land, and soon will send his forces forth from Mordor to cover the earth with a second darkness.
December 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT DIE, but took a new form and grew again. He has been marshaling his powers in The Black Land, and soon will send his forces forth from Mordor to cover the earth with a second darkness.
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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BREAKING: Donald Trump says the United States has conducted “numerous” strikes in Nigeria
December 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump says the United States has conducted “numerous” strikes in Nigeria
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Literally one of my favourite Discworld pieces of all time, this quote. Sir Terry was always at his best defining what it means to truly be human, and this was his sharpest go at it
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Literally one of my favourite Discworld pieces of all time, this quote. Sir Terry was always at his best defining what it means to truly be human, and this was his sharpest go at it
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remember to replace your prosthetic when it gets wilty
September 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
remember to replace your prosthetic when it gets wilty
I really do love our collective modification of the Tiny Tim meme, which WILL NOT die.
December 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I really do love our collective modification of the Tiny Tim meme, which WILL NOT die.
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Jeffrey Epstein was talking to people including a reporter and author about Trump in mid 2010’s. Epstein was arrested by Trump ‘s DOJ As he was ramping up his reelection campaign. Epstein then died in Trump’s custody. This is not rocket science.
December 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Jeffrey Epstein was talking to people including a reporter and author about Trump in mid 2010’s. Epstein was arrested by Trump ‘s DOJ As he was ramping up his reelection campaign. Epstein then died in Trump’s custody. This is not rocket science.
Happy birthday to *checks notes* ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IMDB.
December 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Happy birthday to *checks notes* ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IMDB.
Now I have a flamethrower. Ho. Ho. Ho.
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Now I have a flamethrower. Ho. Ho. Ho.
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There once was a man from Nantucket.
Just one, but that was enough.
In hindsight, I'm not even sure you could call it a man.
Nobody sets foot in the exclusion zone anymore.
Just one, but that was enough.
In hindsight, I'm not even sure you could call it a man.
Nobody sets foot in the exclusion zone anymore.
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket.
Just one, but that was enough.
In hindsight, I'm not even sure you could call it a man.
Nobody sets foot in the exclusion zone anymore.
Just one, but that was enough.
In hindsight, I'm not even sure you could call it a man.
Nobody sets foot in the exclusion zone anymore.
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Happy Hogswatch to all who celebrate. Ho! Ho! Ho!
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy Hogswatch to all who celebrate. Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope that wherever you are and whatever you're doing, all is calm, and all is bright. Have a safe, relaxing, and wonderful Christmas, and may the Force be with Yule!
December 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope that wherever you are and whatever you're doing, all is calm, and all is bright. Have a safe, relaxing, and wonderful Christmas, and may the Force be with Yule!
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Gamer crows 🎮🐦⬛[2020]
December 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Gamer crows 🎮🐦⬛[2020]
Man Stat deserves that belt, but there’s something off with her reign.
December 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Man Stat deserves that belt, but there’s something off with her reign.
Is Takeshita my favorite wrestler right now? Probably. I can’t wait for him to escape the Callis family.
December 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Is Takeshita my favorite wrestler right now? Probably. I can’t wait for him to escape the Callis family.
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and Tiny Tim, who did not die...
Somehow, has returned
Somehow, has returned
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
and Tiny Tim, who did not die...
Somehow, has returned
Somehow, has returned
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Happy Xmas Eve, nerds
December 24, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Happy Xmas Eve, nerds
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT DIE, but reigned forever on the Golden Throne so that the light of the Astronomicon would not go out. Daily are one-thousand faithful sacrificed to ensure his blessings continue, every one.
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT DIE, but reigned forever on the Golden Throne so that the light of the Astronomicon would not go out. Daily are one-thousand faithful sacrificed to ensure his blessings continue, every one.
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December 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
