Needle in the HeyBails
@heybails.bsky.social
Wilco, Phish, fishing, self-loathing, sarcasm, and dirty jokes. Chaotic good. Former 9.8 on HotOrNot.com
Fun fact: Gonzo has the same number of syllables as Cock-Nose
December 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Fun fact: Gonzo has the same number of syllables as Cock-Nose
People were talking about these so I gave em a try. Holy fuck they are…complicated.
December 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
People were talking about these so I gave em a try. Holy fuck they are…complicated.
Did someone say butt stuff?
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Did someone say butt stuff?
How about my lil Carma?
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
How about my lil Carma?
I do love possums after all
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I do love possums after all
Ngl, I’m pretty fucking bricked up by this
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ngl, I’m pretty fucking bricked up by this
Carma is so bougie it hurts
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Carma is so bougie it hurts
My dog’s as cute as yours
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My dog’s as cute as yours
Share something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Share something random or you’ll have an awful December.
Sometimes I take what I feel is a good picture and force you guys to see it. Happy Thanksgiving, Wooks
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Sometimes I take what I feel is a good picture and force you guys to see it. Happy Thanksgiving, Wooks
Carma’s first outfit and me thinks it’s a size too small already lol
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Carma’s first outfit and me thinks it’s a size too small already lol
No comment necessary.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
No comment necessary.
This guy has certainly had a gerbil in his ass.
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This guy has certainly had a gerbil in his ass.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
That’s what Harriett says when she hops up on my lap.
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
That’s what Harriett says when she hops up on my lap.
Got me a thicc girl on my lap and all is well.
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Got me a thicc girl on my lap and all is well.
Carma is allll puppered out after a bath, visit to the vet for a booster shot, and fun at Grandma and Grandpa’s.
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Carma is allll puppered out after a bath, visit to the vet for a booster shot, and fun at Grandma and Grandpa’s.
I’ve been fortunate to see them quite a few times around the country but this from last night might be my favorite for how unexpectedly bright it was in my metro area
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’ve been fortunate to see them quite a few times around the country but this from last night might be my favorite for how unexpectedly bright it was in my metro area
Happiest of Numberline Days to the Wookiest Wook that ever Wooked a Wook!
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happiest of Numberline Days to the Wookiest Wook that ever Wooked a Wook!
Northern Lights from my backyard, eh
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Northern Lights from my backyard, eh
Carma says, “feel better!”
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Carma says, “feel better!”