Needle in the HeyBails
@heybails.bsky.social
Wilco, Phish, fishing, self-loathing, sarcasm, and dirty jokes. Chaotic good. Former 9.8 on HotOrNot.com
Fun fact: Gonzo has the same number of syllables as Cock-Nose
December 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Fun fact: Gonzo has the same number of syllables as Cock-Nose
Ooof. One of my queues (I’m trying for 3 different nights) started at 76k and I thought that was rough.
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ooof. One of my queues (I’m trying for 3 different nights) started at 76k and I thought that was rough.
Makes sense though. The air is thinner up there so less resistance, faster time dilation, blah blah blah physics.
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Makes sense though. The air is thinner up there so less resistance, faster time dilation, blah blah blah physics.
I’m not jealous YOU’RE jealous
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I’m not jealous YOU’RE jealous
It’s amazing how much goes over his head given he’s so tall.
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It’s amazing how much goes over his head given he’s so tall.
December 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I was just gonna say the exact same thing! Could you imagine Blind Boys of Alabama sitting in with various acts?!
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I was just gonna say the exact same thing! Could you imagine Blind Boys of Alabama sitting in with various acts?!
Eh, he got arrested so…yeah. Without the cops? Nope.
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Eh, he got arrested so…yeah. Without the cops? Nope.
Oh hell yeah if you have any left I’ll gladly take one
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Oh hell yeah if you have any left I’ll gladly take one
This is the answer. Match that energy.
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This is the answer. Match that energy.
Sadly people with her likely mindset can’t learn that lesson gently
December 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Sadly people with her likely mindset can’t learn that lesson gently
Most likely. I stayed at Camelot once because I essentially got a free room for the trip. LOTS of families but the room was clean. I wasn’t spending much time over there except to sleep anyway
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Most likely. I stayed at Camelot once because I essentially got a free room for the trip. LOTS of families but the room was clean. I wasn’t spending much time over there except to sleep anyway
I think places like that draw a lot of families so the vibe around it might be different than what you’re after.
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I think places like that draw a lot of families so the vibe around it might be different than what you’re after.
