Brian Paris
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I just did a mock draft simulator where I took Carnell Tate at 9th overall. I'm not sorry. It was him or a Clemson defensive lineman. We saw how defenses double-doubled Tee and Ja'Marr this year. Tate would make them pay. #WhoDey
December 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I just did a mock draft simulator where I took Carnell Tate at 9th overall. I'm not sorry. It was him or a Clemson defensive lineman. We saw how defenses double-doubled Tee and Ja'Marr this year. Tate would make them pay. #WhoDey
I get that Zac can't say they are going to tank, but he also can't expect anyone to believe that it's "important" to win any more games. The contrary is true. Two of our three opponents are currently in line for higher picks. We could get a top 5 pick, which is the cutoff for our ability to draft.
December 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I get that Zac can't say they are going to tank, but he also can't expect anyone to believe that it's "important" to win any more games. The contrary is true. Two of our three opponents are currently in line for higher picks. We could get a top 5 pick, which is the cutoff for our ability to draft.
Whoo boy. This Joe Burrow presser is no bueno. I'm expecting significant changes after the season, now. No idea what those will be, but it's got to be something. The Bengals are going to lose him if they don't fix this.
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Whoo boy. This Joe Burrow presser is no bueno. I'm expecting significant changes after the season, now. No idea what those will be, but it's got to be something. The Bengals are going to lose him if they don't fix this.
Tee needs to start wearing a Guardian Cap. He can’t be bouncing his head off the turf coming down from these high point balls. And that’s his super power.
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Tee needs to start wearing a Guardian Cap. He can’t be bouncing his head off the turf coming down from these high point balls. And that’s his super power.
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Less than a month till Christmas and this video breaks my heart 💔
It was the last Christmas in Mariupol before Russia came.
It was the last Christmas in Mariupol before Russia came.
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Less than a month till Christmas and this video breaks my heart 💔
It was the last Christmas in Mariupol before Russia came.
It was the last Christmas in Mariupol before Russia came.
Gotta score 40 tonight, Joe.
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Gotta score 40 tonight, Joe.
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One thing that is not getting enough attention is that Trump has normalized the idea of the United States supporting the transfer of territory and millions of people from a democracy to a dictatorship.
The ending of freedom for millions is now the official US position.
The ending of freedom for millions is now the official US position.
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
One thing that is not getting enough attention is that Trump has normalized the idea of the United States supporting the transfer of territory and millions of people from a democracy to a dictatorship.
The ending of freedom for millions is now the official US position.
The ending of freedom for millions is now the official US position.
Delay of game on 4th and 1??????? Zac Taylor special.
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Delay of game on 4th and 1??????? Zac Taylor special.
After the game, someone ask Zac why Burton can't get a snap even when we are down a starter at his position. I'm sure he'll say it's because he might make a mistake. Meanwhile the rookie LBs are guaranteed to make multiple mistakes every game! It's time to gamble you dolt! (pun intended)
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
After the game, someone ask Zac why Burton can't get a snap even when we are down a starter at his position. I'm sure he'll say it's because he might make a mistake. Meanwhile the rookie LBs are guaranteed to make multiple mistakes every game! It's time to gamble you dolt! (pun intended)
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Here is my read of the "peace plan" and how Kirill Dmitriev played the American media to force this thing into being -- with an incompetent White House scrambling to make it seem like this was somehow coordinated and well-planned. open.substack.com/pub/macspaun...
“He Must Have Got This From K.”
How a Russian operative used the American media to force a risible “peace deal” into existence
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Here is my read of the "peace plan" and how Kirill Dmitriev played the American media to force this thing into being -- with an incompetent White House scrambling to make it seem like this was somehow coordinated and well-planned. open.substack.com/pub/macspaun...
Seeing a play call like that makes me love football even more.
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Seeing a play call like that makes me love football even more.
Daijahn should start. Geno should be a healthy scratch. Zero effort.
#Bengals cleared S Daijahn Anthony and TE Mike Gesicki to return to practice today. Anthony was placed on IR on Aug. 26 with a hamstring injury, Gesicki went on IR Oct. 15 with a pectoral injury.
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Daijahn should start. Geno should be a healthy scratch. Zero effort.
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40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
Zac said he was annoyed the Bengals beat reporters "were trying to make something of this" at his presser today. Everyone knew he was getting suspended Zac! It's kind of a big deal. Answer a damn question. They're softballs anyway. Oh, and FTS.
The NFL is suspending Bengals WR Ja’Marr Chase for one game for spitting at Steelers DB Jalen Ramsey during Cincinnati’s Week 11 loss to Pittsburgh.
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Zac said he was annoyed the Bengals beat reporters "were trying to make something of this" at his presser today. Everyone knew he was getting suspended Zac! It's kind of a big deal. Answer a damn question. They're softballs anyway. Oh, and FTS.
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Zac Taylor is 49-59-1 (0.450), making him the sixth winningest coach in team history.
Since Duke Tobin became the Director of Player Personnel (1999), Bengals are 196-229-4 (.463).
During his tenure, h'es drafted 200 players. Four became All-Pros and 15 Pro Bowlers.
Since Duke Tobin became the Director of Player Personnel (1999), Bengals are 196-229-4 (.463).
During his tenure, h'es drafted 200 players. Four became All-Pros and 15 Pro Bowlers.
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Zac Taylor is 49-59-1 (0.450), making him the sixth winningest coach in team history.
Since Duke Tobin became the Director of Player Personnel (1999), Bengals are 196-229-4 (.463).
During his tenure, h'es drafted 200 players. Four became All-Pros and 15 Pro Bowlers.
Since Duke Tobin became the Director of Player Personnel (1999), Bengals are 196-229-4 (.463).
During his tenure, h'es drafted 200 players. Four became All-Pros and 15 Pro Bowlers.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Gotta fire Zac. When the defense improves enough to win you a game only for the “best offense” in the league to lay an egg, it means your team is a mess. It’s time.
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Gotta fire Zac. When the defense improves enough to win you a game only for the “best offense” in the league to lay an egg, it means your team is a mess. It’s time.
Ooof. I still think we can score enough on this defense. We can’t waste the defense’s best performance in over a month.
November 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ooof. I still think we can score enough on this defense. We can’t waste the defense’s best performance in over a month.
Barrett Carter and Geno Stone are worthless football players.
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Barrett Carter and Geno Stone are worthless football players.
Like seeing McKinnley Jackson finally getting snaps!
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Like seeing McKinnley Jackson finally getting snaps!
Such bullshit. Need a “ball don’t lie” moment here.
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Such bullshit. Need a “ball don’t lie” moment here.
Zac with his lucky AFC championship hoodie on.
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Zac with his lucky AFC championship hoodie on.
Myles Murphy looked a bit better on that drive. That’s…. something.
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Myles Murphy looked a bit better on that drive. That’s…. something.
Meanwhile Australia is giving all citizens three hours of free electricity every day and China is now making more exporting renewable energy tech than the US makes exporting fossil fuels! Soooo much winning.
Trump administration revokes Biden-era limits on Alaska oil drilling reut.rs/3JXfvJ7
Trump administration revokes Biden-era limits on Alaska oil drilling
The Trump administration on Thursday finalized its rollback of Biden-era limits on oil and gas drilling in an Alaska area that is the nation's largest tract of undisturbed public land.
reut.rs
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Meanwhile Australia is giving all citizens three hours of free electricity every day and China is now making more exporting renewable energy tech than the US makes exporting fossil fuels! Soooo much winning.