"the essay sucks ass" is no doubt true, couldn't be bothered to read it, but consider that the essay may have been written to receive an F in order to instigate a campaign against the trans TA. in any case it's not a great dunk because this isn't about the essay, it's about purging trans ppl

Putting on my gingham to eat some purple ketchup

Seems like it'd be more impressive to take care of a difficult baby and they'd lie in the other direction but they see their kids as extensions of themselves so they also have to be an exaggeration of perfect

At a certain price point things move into the refrigerated section

What's the top shelf canned soup? Amy's for an extra 40 cents?

Completely devoid of abstraction and metaphor because strict hierarchy requires everything be literal, nothing can have another meaning, everything is exactly one value

Writing "to the fairest" on some garbage