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If The New Yorker editors had an ounce of integrity they would've assigned the Louis CK story to Toobin
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If The New Yorker editors had an ounce of integrity they would've assigned the Louis CK story to Toobin
Sheet pan soup recipe (very messy)
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Sheet pan soup recipe (very messy)
Theory that the reason sports betting exploded in 2021 (11 new legal states, $1bn in marketing) was direct coordinated response to the meme stock disruptions that Jan, which some suggested happened because gamblers turned their attention to the market when sports shut down
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Theory that the reason sports betting exploded in 2021 (11 new legal states, $1bn in marketing) was direct coordinated response to the meme stock disruptions that Jan, which some suggested happened because gamblers turned their attention to the market when sports shut down
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Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
Being on the new parent algorithm makes you appreciate how brazen influencers get, I'm served five "nighttime routine" reels an hour of blondes with perfect blowouts insisting their two week old wakes up once between bedtime and brunch. Ma'am he's supposed to eat every two hours, go to a doctor
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Being on the new parent algorithm makes you appreciate how brazen influencers get, I'm served five "nighttime routine" reels an hour of blondes with perfect blowouts insisting their two week old wakes up once between bedtime and brunch. Ma'am he's supposed to eat every two hours, go to a doctor
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AI kind of feels like the endgame of this bit Graeber described in the original Bullshit Jobs essay: these people have been so thoroughly cleaved from any sense of purpose that they resent those who have one. They hate artists for their skill and think poverty should be the price of having a calling
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
AI kind of feels like the endgame of this bit Graeber described in the original Bullshit Jobs essay: these people have been so thoroughly cleaved from any sense of purpose that they resent those who have one. They hate artists for their skill and think poverty should be the price of having a calling
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Fun national jukebox day fact: the popular “Rock-ola” brand, which could not sound more like an exercise in exuberant Fifties pop culture marketing, was actually designed and sold by a guy named David Rockola.
The world is a beautiful place and worth fighting for.
The world is a beautiful place and worth fighting for.
On national jukebox day I must come out against being able to control the jukebox from your phone, people should know who put on that awful song and you should stand there and support your taste with whole heart
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Fun national jukebox day fact: the popular “Rock-ola” brand, which could not sound more like an exercise in exuberant Fifties pop culture marketing, was actually designed and sold by a guy named David Rockola.
The world is a beautiful place and worth fighting for.
The world is a beautiful place and worth fighting for.
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[U.S. Postal Service]
Me: *hands over change of address form*
Clerk: Ma'am, this just says "bathtub”
Me: I live there now
Clerk: We can't send mail to a bathtub
Me: Yay
Me: *hands over change of address form*
Clerk: Ma'am, this just says "bathtub”
Me: I live there now
Clerk: We can't send mail to a bathtub
Me: Yay
August 3, 2023 at 12:55 AM
[U.S. Postal Service]
Me: *hands over change of address form*
Clerk: Ma'am, this just says "bathtub”
Me: I live there now
Clerk: We can't send mail to a bathtub
Me: Yay
Me: *hands over change of address form*
Clerk: Ma'am, this just says "bathtub”
Me: I live there now
Clerk: We can't send mail to a bathtub
Me: Yay
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one of the filters, the top filter actually, on carvana's search filters is Shaq's Favorites
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
one of the filters, the top filter actually, on carvana's search filters is Shaq's Favorites
Feature length adaptation of "ice cream so good!"
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Feature length adaptation of "ice cream so good!"
Thinking about how pre-smartphone instant messengers were so fun because you only talked to people when they happened to be on their computer too, less intimate than a phone call but still synchronous. Now instant messaging is in the domain of work and everything else is another inbox and obligation
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Thinking about how pre-smartphone instant messengers were so fun because you only talked to people when they happened to be on their computer too, less intimate than a phone call but still synchronous. Now instant messaging is in the domain of work and everything else is another inbox and obligation
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seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
Feature length adaptation of Back At It Again At Krispy Kreme
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Feature length adaptation of Back At It Again At Krispy Kreme
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Currently rewatching Attack on Titan with my kid and the amount of self control I must have to not spout "It's Marjorie Titan Green" anytime that titan appears is huge.
Otherwise i would have to explain US politics and weird bigots to my kid and I would rather not.
Otherwise i would have to explain US politics and weird bigots to my kid and I would rather not.
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Currently rewatching Attack on Titan with my kid and the amount of self control I must have to not spout "It's Marjorie Titan Green" anytime that titan appears is huge.
Otherwise i would have to explain US politics and weird bigots to my kid and I would rather not.
Otherwise i would have to explain US politics and weird bigots to my kid and I would rather not.
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Fucked up in the club drinking Perky Pet imitation nectar
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Fucked up in the club drinking Perky Pet imitation nectar
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It is 10 to 9. Our giveaway was supposed to start at 9. By 7:30 there were already more people than bags. By 8:30 I’d already given away all our Christmas gift cards because we ran out of the ones for thanksgiving.
$4500 worth of goods and we could have done twice as many…
$4500 worth of goods and we could have done twice as many…
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It is 10 to 9. Our giveaway was supposed to start at 9. By 7:30 there were already more people than bags. By 8:30 I’d already given away all our Christmas gift cards because we ran out of the ones for thanksgiving.
$4500 worth of goods and we could have done twice as many…
$4500 worth of goods and we could have done twice as many…
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This is some scary shit you guys. Two pillars of the community—middle aged white guys no less—arrested because some off duty cop bastard sitting several booths away in a restaurant claims to have heard them “plotting against law enforcement.” We’re in the “ears everywhere, trust no one” stage of it.
Kempsville High School assistant principal arrested, charged with making threats against ICE and police trib.al/BazVoVN
Kempsville High School assistant principal arrested, charged with making threats against ICE and police
Two Virginia Beach men are accused of threatening ICE and local law enforcement.
trib.al
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This is some scary shit you guys. Two pillars of the community—middle aged white guys no less—arrested because some off duty cop bastard sitting several booths away in a restaurant claims to have heard them “plotting against law enforcement.” We’re in the “ears everywhere, trust no one” stage of it.
Going through some old records and somehow I was diagnosed with AI Psychosis in 1998
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Going through some old records and somehow I was diagnosed with AI Psychosis in 1998
I'm noticing more Americans spelling it grey, we need to be more diligent about the insidious creep of Britishisms
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I'm noticing more Americans spelling it grey, we need to be more diligent about the insidious creep of Britishisms
Toobin's gonna start jerking it again
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Toobin's gonna start jerking it again
Our response to employer-provided health insurance imploding will be our response to skyrocketing property insurance costs as climate change progresses: it's not possible to price in these risks and remain profitable, either we figure out a social solution or go without housing and health care
i've seen enough: the american healthcare system is going to collapse by january 2028. things will be held together for a while by employer contributions to private insurance premiums but /
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Our response to employer-provided health insurance imploding will be our response to skyrocketing property insurance costs as climate change progresses: it's not possible to price in these risks and remain profitable, either we figure out a social solution or go without housing and health care
Completing my self evaluation at work, just writing Wabi-sabi ;)
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Completing my self evaluation at work, just writing Wabi-sabi ;)
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if you think about it, any of us could say we’ve created 5.8 million more manufacturing jobs than larry summers
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
Is This Finally and Blessedly the End of the Larry Summers Era?
The guy has dispensed bad economic advice for 35 years and had more lives than a cat. Are the Epstein revelations finally the end of the line?
newrepublic.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
if you think about it, any of us could say we’ve created 5.8 million more manufacturing jobs than larry summers
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
newrepublic.com/article/2034...