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Reversal of Fortune should have won all the special effects Oscars for how they convinced me that Alan Dershowitz was a good guy.
July 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Reversal of Fortune should have won all the special effects Oscars for how they convinced me that Alan Dershowitz was a good guy.
Severance is The Matrix written by Tom Waits
May 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Severance is The Matrix written by Tom Waits
I've come to the conclusion that the reason Rivers Cuomo dislikes the #Pinkerton album is because it's all about being a horny self-involved emo dipshit and the reason I like it so much is because when it came out, I myself was a horny self-involved emo dipshit
April 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I've come to the conclusion that the reason Rivers Cuomo dislikes the #Pinkerton album is because it's all about being a horny self-involved emo dipshit and the reason I like it so much is because when it came out, I myself was a horny self-involved emo dipshit
Hearing "ninja swords" triggers me in a way that almost makes me sympathize with gun nuts when they hear the phrase "assault weapons"
March 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hearing "ninja swords" triggers me in a way that almost makes me sympathize with gun nuts when they hear the phrase "assault weapons"
Here's my understanding of cryptocurrency: Imagine a massive Ponzi scheme based on the game musical chairs. Now imagine that while you're imagining that, a fourteen year old in Palo Alto steals your wallet.
March 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Here's my understanding of cryptocurrency: Imagine a massive Ponzi scheme based on the game musical chairs. Now imagine that while you're imagining that, a fourteen year old in Palo Alto steals your wallet.
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I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe.
February 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe.
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I reported it it as incorrect content to Google. I Googled "Gulf of Mexico", it of course gave me the new name. I clicked the 3 dots and reported incorrect content. Petty is my middle name 🖕
February 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I reported it it as incorrect content to Google. I Googled "Gulf of Mexico", it of course gave me the new name. I clicked the 3 dots and reported incorrect content. Petty is my middle name 🖕
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The metric system (qua system) is far superior to the imperial one because of translation between scales. However, the foot is a better-sized unit of measurement and is superior to the meter.
I propose we make a new metric-like system around the foot. I am 550 centifeet tall.
I propose we make a new metric-like system around the foot. I am 550 centifeet tall.
January 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The metric system (qua system) is far superior to the imperial one because of translation between scales. However, the foot is a better-sized unit of measurement and is superior to the meter.
I propose we make a new metric-like system around the foot. I am 550 centifeet tall.
I propose we make a new metric-like system around the foot. I am 550 centifeet tall.
I love how the 1200 year old branding scam of naming the pleasant one "Iceland" and the icy one "Greenland" is still roping in marks. Well done, Viking marketers.
January 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I love how the 1200 year old branding scam of naming the pleasant one "Iceland" and the icy one "Greenland" is still roping in marks. Well done, Viking marketers.
In the "What is best in life" scene from Conan, I'm pretty sure none of those dudes had ever put on a brand new pair of socks
December 27, 2024 at 2:33 AM
In the "What is best in life" scene from Conan, I'm pretty sure none of those dudes had ever put on a brand new pair of socks
Just rewatched Die Hard and I have to ask: if they were framing the interiors of the 32nd floor with steel studs, why the hell would they need a radial arm saw with a standard blade? I really hope someone in continuity got fired over that one!
December 25, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Just rewatched Die Hard and I have to ask: if they were framing the interiors of the 32nd floor with steel studs, why the hell would they need a radial arm saw with a standard blade? I really hope someone in continuity got fired over that one!
Everyone points out how hard Michael Caine goes in #MuppetChristmasCarol, but the Director of Photography isn't fucking around either
December 25, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Everyone points out how hard Michael Caine goes in #MuppetChristmasCarol, but the Director of Photography isn't fucking around either
I'm pretty convinced that if three ghosts actually did show up to these jackholes they'd just call them cucks and say it was all fake news
December 24, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I'm pretty convinced that if three ghosts actually did show up to these jackholes they'd just call them cucks and say it was all fake news
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just cruising into the holiday season, nothing bad could possibly happen today oh come on
December 23, 2024 at 1:19 PM
just cruising into the holiday season, nothing bad could possibly happen today oh come on
So where's the retaliation at? C'mon Matthew, burn down the house! Or were you just bluffing?
www.cbsnews.com/news/matt-ga...
www.cbsnews.com/news/matt-ga...
Matt Gaetz ethics report says his drug use and sex with a minor violated state laws
A report by the House Ethics Committee found former Rep. Matt Gaetz paid multiple women, including a 17-year-old girl, for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
December 23, 2024 at 2:30 PM
So where's the retaliation at? C'mon Matthew, burn down the house! Or were you just bluffing?
www.cbsnews.com/news/matt-ga...
www.cbsnews.com/news/matt-ga...
If AI could put Kevin McAllister into Hereditary I think we'd all agree it was a net positive
December 21, 2024 at 4:02 AM
If AI could put Kevin McAllister into Hereditary I think we'd all agree it was a net positive
Best part of the Home Alone invasion scene is watching Joe Pesci avoid swearing
December 21, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Best part of the Home Alone invasion scene is watching Joe Pesci avoid swearing
I was going to keep quiet to protect a friend of mine from this information but I realize that I'm doing more harm than good by keeping this to myself: I thought the writing on Day of the Jackal absolutely sucked
December 18, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I was going to keep quiet to protect a friend of mine from this information but I realize that I'm doing more harm than good by keeping this to myself: I thought the writing on Day of the Jackal absolutely sucked
"Day of rest" my embittered GenX ass
December 9, 2024 at 1:38 AM
"Day of rest" my embittered GenX ass