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Kevin Zollman
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Philosophy and Game Theory at Carnegie Mellon 🦚 Research the interface between philosophy, economics, and biology 💱 www.kevinzollman.com
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I did the thing you are never supposed to do. I wrote a (rough draft of a) textbook: Theories of Rational Decision

It's technical, but from a philosophical perspective. It focuses on the normative theory but touches on some behavioral issues as well.

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Our grandmothers got to close the door and kick everyone out of the kitchen. Now, it's Grand Central Station all day.
The inventor of the open plan kitchen wanted to be able to sneak bites of dinner all day without having to help cook.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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these two brothers in Sheffield decided to have a rice cake eating contest every 25th July for the rest of their lives. it was the middle of the work day but hundreds of people turned up this year
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The rice cake gobblers have inadvertently provided Sheffield with its art event of the year
A rain-damaged invitation to watch two individuals consume rice cakes in Sheffield's Weston Park – bulletproof recession entertainment meets nouveau punk Dada art.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I want to be bombarded with every food-oriented holiday on the planet. Do you and your friends eat jello every March 17th? I want you to post about it until your fingers bleed!
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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"a zero-sum mindset is associated with stronger support for government redistribution, race- and gender-based affirmative action, and more restrictive immigration policies. We also find that zero-sum thinking is predicted by the experiences of respondents and their ancestors"
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This does not surprise me, and it's exactly why slogans like "trust science" aren't really helpful. Conspiracy theorists often think of themselves *as* scientists: they are looking at evidence and developing theories. They trust the method of science, but think it's been perverted in this case.
Well-reported, this story is quite revealing.

It seems that RFK, Jr. may be genuinely trying to evaluate scientific evidence, but he cherry-picks evidence to support his preconceived views and dismisses other evidence as corrupt.

#ScienceNotScience

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NEW: When RFK Jr. first told Trump that Tylenol might cause autism, the president wanted to tweet out a warning. Kennedy told him not to do that. There was nuance, and the drug companies would push back. “I don’t give a shit about that,” Trump responded. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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You may be cool, but you'll never be as cool as these two cats wearing sunglasses in the window of an optician's Boulevard St Germain in 1925
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
If money were no object, I'm not sure I'd move. I'd just travel for fun more
Bluesky: “Obviously the housing crisis is the only reason anyone would choose to live outside of NYC”

Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Bananas are gross. Garbage fruit
my take on Food Discourse is that it's always ridiculous but it's also nice to be fighting about dumb internet shit again instead of dealing with Oppressive Despair all the time so please keep posting your bad takes
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Every Christmas song is like "It's Christmas holy shit it's Christmas, everybody shut up Christmas is here." Yeah we know pal.
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Nope, nope, nope, nope, never been, nope, yeah maybe, NOPE, yeah maybe, probably no
Bluesky: “Obviously the housing crisis is the only reason anyone would choose to live outside of NYC”

Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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One week left to apply to the UVA Biology PhD program! If you or someone you know are interested in contagion from a complex systems perspective, please reach out! I'm looking for a grad student! bio.as.virginia.edu/how-apply-gr...
How to Apply to the Graduate Program
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November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Nearly-perfect printed and handwritten text recognition is the most consequential technical contribution to the study of human culture of the last fifteen years, and it's not even close.

It fundamentally changes our (both lay and expert) relationship with the written past.
New issue of my newsletter: "The Writing Is on the Wall for Handwriting Recognition" — One of the hardest problems in digital humanities has finally been solved, and it's a good use of AI newsletter.dancohen.org/archive/the-...
The Writing Is on the Wall for Handwriting Recognition
One of the hardest problems in digital humanities has finally been solved
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November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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“Moi?"
(American Red Squirrel) 🌿
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Things almost every culture has in common:

• some sort of dumpling
• history of misogyny
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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This Millikan line goes (as they say) hard.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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25 yrs ago, with co-author John, we did a lot of research for Wittgenstein’s Poker on the costly deal with the Nazis (for 2 sisters to be classified Aryan). John has just found the files. A treasure trove. This is the US lawyer’s letter to Ludwig -exposing splits in the Wittgenstein family
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Paleo folks: Please recommend researchers (incl yourselves) interested in phylogenetic reconstruction in deep time, molecular clocks (discord w/ fossil clocks), foundational/methodological issues in phylo/paleo-reconstruction & who'd be interested in hanging w/ historians & philosophers of science ⚒️
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Somewhere there’s a guy who’s genuinely morally opposed to vegetarianism because of Hitler.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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#Job in #animalwelfare at University of Rhode Island!
Tenure-track Assistant Professor position specializing in Animal Health and Welfare. Focus on farm, companion, or zoo/captive wildlife. #academic @universityofri.bsky.social

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November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Northeastern University is hiring an Assistant Professor in AI Policy and Media. The tenure home would be either Communication Studies or Journalism, with a joint appointment with the policy school. Please apply and be my colleague :)

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Assistant Professor in AI Policy and Media
About the Opportunity About the Opportunity The College of Arts, Media and Design (CAMD) at Northeastern University invites applications for a tenure-track Assistant Professor in AI Policy and Media, ...
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November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Which Trump take first?
If Trump take egg, by transitivity Trump take Turkey
Thanksgiving in Donald Trump's America
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM