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HeyRyan
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Minnesota. Dog Parent. Charlotte 49er. "The Transfer Kid." Relentlessly optimistic. Lucky.

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Let me begin this substantial dissertation on why Bluesky is the greatest sports app of all time. In this piece, I will argue that its peer-reviewed lack of gambling ads and algorithmic rage-bait is a masterclass in fan sanity. It’s a PhD in "vibes" without the student debt. Moreover, [...] 🧵(1/N+1)
January 20, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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It's almost like invading Minneapolis in January is a really stupid idea
January 17, 2026 at 7:56 PM