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heythar.bsky.social
HazelSquirrel
@heythar.bsky.social
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Dorky leftist flat squirrel (30’s y.o.) (he/they) that likes cartoons and being a cartoon! mostly SFW account but still kink/suggestive so no minors allowed thx!💜taken💜 🥞🔒 #flattened #furry
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Cartoon Eyes Seal of Approval ✨
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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Smush me in a silly way!
January 16, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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It’s me! I’m cute! I’m hot! I’m flat!!
This comm makes me feel so good and so euphoric. Thank you @kitsovereign.bsky.social 💕 💕

#flattened #flattening #平面化
Hazel the anthro cartoon squirrel flattened against a wall and facing the camera. He’s wearing a brown shirt and black pants, orange fur all over except the undersides of his tail, arms and feet, which are a beige color. He’s crosseyed and blushing, looking very silly and flat. He also has shapely hips which are also still flattened~
January 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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*whistling innocently*
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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FLAT and FLYSWATTER today… am I being sent a secret message?
January 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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Hi Mana! I really like watching movies it all types, whether that be some bigger budget stuff that hits theaters or small studio films. It’s an art form I’m always fascinated in. Cinematography especially, the intentional placement of a camera angle is so interesting to me >w>
January 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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@sqrl.bsky.social turned me into a Lucario! Now I gotta watch out for Body Slams, Rollout, Steamroller…. Aw jeez 💦 💦
December 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
heythar.bsky.social
My Apple Rewind, lots of Big Thief and Weatherday!
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Yeah that checks out >w>
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Your OC and/or me flattened on one of these :3
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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They’re making John the Seal do the scam calls now 😭
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I’ll give it a try! Thanks!
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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*fwooooph!*
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I have started trying to do my own arts!

On the left is my new D&D mouse Cypress, smushed by unknown means, and the right is a Hazel flat doodle I did last night~

#flattened #flattening #平面化
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Photos of gay popsicles
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Happy Flat Fuck Friday!

Whatever you do, don’t click suspicious links or you might end up magically sucked into the computer and spat out like this @~@;;

Comm from an anonymous friend!
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Hazel the orange and tan cartoon squirrel pressed and flattened onto a CD. He’s smiling and wearing a light blush~
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I’ve heard of “having your own words used against you” but this is just silly!! Well… anyone need a stone squirrel slab? >///>

My first stone tf comm by the lovely @abcfoolery.bsky.social !

#flattening #transformation #tf #flattened #平面化
Hazel the toon squirrel smugly saying “yeah, flattening gets me ROCK HARD”. His speech bubble breaks the 4th wall and curses himself, turning him into a flat stone slab with a surprised expression, that then falls over with a WHAM!! Hazel is an orange-ish brown anthropomorphic cartoon squirrel with light tan on the undersides of his arms, feet, tail and face. He wears a brown long sleeved shirt with a white collar, black pants, and has golden, ruffled hair.
October 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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#BLFC2025 was a blast! Met some new friends and met up with online pals, lots of suiting and board gaming, got my nails painted, made good memories, and brought home some of @jay.pooltoy.tf art from the art auction! 💕 💕

Suiters in photos are @xisthriu.bsky.social and @brae.gay !
October 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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You’ve got good taste! I loooove skunks 💜 I went home with one of the other pics that @jay.pooltoy.tf did!
October 19, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Happy Flat Fuck Friday! I— Hey wait—! *SQUAMSH* 💫

🎨 by @sometoony.bsky.social

#flattened #flattening #平面化
October 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Splatober, Squishtober, it’s all the same to me. I’m still flat @w@

Comm by a cute anonymous friend that is ALSO flat

#flattened #flattening #平面化
Hazel the orange and beige toon squirrel flattened from the top down into a pancake with his paws and tail sticking out. He’s wearing a surprised, crosseyed expression.
October 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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It’s always important to not stand on big red Xs, unless you’re into that sort of thing of course xwx

Special feet appearance by @dogonarock.bsky.social uwu

Comm by @squashdragons.bsky.social !
#flattened #flattening #平面化
September 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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How it feels to be in the toon community
Lyrics from Husbands by Geese “And I may be stomped flat But my loneliness is gone”
September 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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I just wanted to make myself a sandwich, I didn’t know that it would turn out so literally like this!! @///@

Lovely comm by @ifrastrawberii.bsky.social !

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My fursona Hazel the cartoon anthro orange and tan squirrel, squashed flat in a panini press and turned into a funny looking sandwich! He’s wearing his usual dark brown long sleeve shirt and black pants, with dizzy spiral eyes and tongue sticking out~
September 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM