HazelSquirrel
@heythar.bsky.social
Dorky leftist flat squirrel (30’s y.o.) (he/they) that likes cartoons and being a cartoon! mostly SFW account but still kink/suggestive so no minors allowed thx!💜taken💜 🥞🔒 #flattened #furry
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HazelSquirrel
@heythar.bsky.social
· Sep 13
Happy Flat Fuck Friday! …watch out for speeding steamrollers 💫 💫
🎨 @hearthfox.bsky.social
#flattened #flattening #furry #furryart
🎨 @hearthfox.bsky.social
#flattened #flattening #furry #furryart
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Maxx failed Portal test chamber 00.
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Maxx failed Portal test chamber 00.
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LP's bein weird again!!!!
January 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM
LP's bein weird again!!!!
More and more nowadays I’ve become a big proponent of friend smooching, so if you’re a friend and want smooches I’ll be happy to provide
January 17, 2026 at 9:03 PM
More and more nowadays I’ve become a big proponent of friend smooching, so if you’re a friend and want smooches I’ll be happy to provide
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I know it’s totally said as a joke but you weren’t “fucked up” or “ruined” by cartoons that may have given you funny kinks!
Your kinks are just another facet of yourself that make you a unique person and I’m glad I get to share in my funny and unique interests with such a colorful bunch 💕
Your kinks are just another facet of yourself that make you a unique person and I’m glad I get to share in my funny and unique interests with such a colorful bunch 💕
January 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I know it’s totally said as a joke but you weren’t “fucked up” or “ruined” by cartoons that may have given you funny kinks!
Your kinks are just another facet of yourself that make you a unique person and I’m glad I get to share in my funny and unique interests with such a colorful bunch 💕
Your kinks are just another facet of yourself that make you a unique person and I’m glad I get to share in my funny and unique interests with such a colorful bunch 💕
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HEY i was hopping here
January 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
HEY i was hopping here
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Happy Flat Fuck Friday! Featuring a squirrel who seems to know all about being flat~ @heythar.bsky.social
#flattened
#flattened
January 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Happy Flat Fuck Friday! Featuring a squirrel who seems to know all about being flat~ @heythar.bsky.social
#flattened
#flattened
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✨2026 commissions open ✨
-Illustration (forms.gle/dd5mNSDrLvw9... ): $50-$65
-Color Sketch (forms.gle/dd5mNSDrLvw9... ): $45
-Stickers: Unavailable yet
-Ko-fi donation (ko-fi.com/sloppywulf)
Thanks for your support <3
-Illustration (forms.gle/dd5mNSDrLvw9... ): $50-$65
-Color Sketch (forms.gle/dd5mNSDrLvw9... ): $45
-Stickers: Unavailable yet
-Ko-fi donation (ko-fi.com/sloppywulf)
Thanks for your support <3
January 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
✨2026 commissions open ✨
-Illustration (forms.gle/dd5mNSDrLvw9... ): $50-$65
-Color Sketch (forms.gle/dd5mNSDrLvw9... ): $45
-Stickers: Unavailable yet
-Ko-fi donation (ko-fi.com/sloppywulf)
Thanks for your support <3
-Illustration (forms.gle/dd5mNSDrLvw9... ): $50-$65
-Color Sketch (forms.gle/dd5mNSDrLvw9... ): $45
-Stickers: Unavailable yet
-Ko-fi donation (ko-fi.com/sloppywulf)
Thanks for your support <3
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There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female.
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female.
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
I know it’s totally said as a joke but you weren’t “fucked up” or “ruined” by cartoons that may have given you funny kinks!
Your kinks are just another facet of yourself that make you a unique person and I’m glad I get to share in my funny and unique interests with such a colorful bunch 💕
Your kinks are just another facet of yourself that make you a unique person and I’m glad I get to share in my funny and unique interests with such a colorful bunch 💕
January 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I know it’s totally said as a joke but you weren’t “fucked up” or “ruined” by cartoons that may have given you funny kinks!
Your kinks are just another facet of yourself that make you a unique person and I’m glad I get to share in my funny and unique interests with such a colorful bunch 💕
Your kinks are just another facet of yourself that make you a unique person and I’m glad I get to share in my funny and unique interests with such a colorful bunch 💕
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Stop doom scrolling/posting and share this fearless skunk with someone who needs it.
January 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Stop doom scrolling/posting and share this fearless skunk with someone who needs it.
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testing out a new rig :3
July 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
testing out a new rig :3
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Hey that friend you haven't spoken to in like 6 months isn't gonna bite your head off for saying hi once in awhile. Don't let the opportunity pass you by :3
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Hey that friend you haven't spoken to in like 6 months isn't gonna bite your head off for saying hi once in awhile. Don't let the opportunity pass you by :3
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Put in my order for the shirt, pants and headband! I’ve been attending your vr classes for awhile now and I’m so happy to support. What you do is truly invaluable 💜
We're extremely excited to finally release our official donation swag!
Now if you go to https://soaring.fitness/ and go to our support us page, you can pick up some fits including this comfy design by @kamaustarpaw.bsky.social
We've got 4 amazing designs and more on the way, so nab your swag now!
Now if you go to https://soaring.fitness/ and go to our support us page, you can pick up some fits including this comfy design by @kamaustarpaw.bsky.social
We've got 4 amazing designs and more on the way, so nab your swag now!
January 15, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Put in my order for the shirt, pants and headband! I’ve been attending your vr classes for awhile now and I’m so happy to support. What you do is truly invaluable 💜
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Bakery Croc won't stop yapping about food.
But there is a way to fix that...
But there is a way to fix that...
January 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Bakery Croc won't stop yapping about food.
But there is a way to fix that...
But there is a way to fix that...
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Sweaty strands spoiling your set?
Well, our 3rd piece of donation swag by @sainarkkranias.bsky.social is here to keep your hair dry and you flying high every session.
All these designs drop plus one more tomorrow at https://soaring.fitness/, so make sure to check them out!
Well, our 3rd piece of donation swag by @sainarkkranias.bsky.social is here to keep your hair dry and you flying high every session.
All these designs drop plus one more tomorrow at https://soaring.fitness/, so make sure to check them out!
January 15, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Sweaty strands spoiling your set?
Well, our 3rd piece of donation swag by @sainarkkranias.bsky.social is here to keep your hair dry and you flying high every session.
All these designs drop plus one more tomorrow at https://soaring.fitness/, so make sure to check them out!
Well, our 3rd piece of donation swag by @sainarkkranias.bsky.social is here to keep your hair dry and you flying high every session.
All these designs drop plus one more tomorrow at https://soaring.fitness/, so make sure to check them out!
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wake up, babe
it's furries wednesday
it's furries wednesday
January 14, 2026 at 3:17 PM
wake up, babe
it's furries wednesday
it's furries wednesday
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Take a sippy minute in style with this lovely design by @buttermage.bsky.social and @sainarkkranias.bsky.social!
This is our 2nd piece of our new donation swag releasing this Thursday, so keep an eye out for more awesome fits coming your way!
This is our 2nd piece of our new donation swag releasing this Thursday, so keep an eye out for more awesome fits coming your way!
January 14, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Take a sippy minute in style with this lovely design by @buttermage.bsky.social and @sainarkkranias.bsky.social!
This is our 2nd piece of our new donation swag releasing this Thursday, so keep an eye out for more awesome fits coming your way!
This is our 2nd piece of our new donation swag releasing this Thursday, so keep an eye out for more awesome fits coming your way!
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How it feels to be in the toon community
September 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
How it feels to be in the toon community
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WHO LEFT THIS BANANA HERE?!?!? 🍌
January 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
WHO LEFT THIS BANANA HERE?!?!? 🍌
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shitting on younger generations is not a rite of passage, it's just a sign that you've failed to actually mature. it betrays an inability to accept change (the only constant in this world) and it makes you sound really fuckin annoying. you have to make your peace with time or you will be SO annoying
October 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
shitting on younger generations is not a rite of passage, it's just a sign that you've failed to actually mature. it betrays an inability to accept change (the only constant in this world) and it makes you sound really fuckin annoying. you have to make your peace with time or you will be SO annoying
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Wow this post really blew up? Ok here's a flattened squirrel
January 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Wow this post really blew up? Ok here's a flattened squirrel
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You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
November 7, 2024 at 7:42 PM
You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
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What if we took your current shape, an anthropomorphic funny critter, and by applying various types of pressure, made you into a different and more embarrassing shape?
January 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
What if we took your current shape, an anthropomorphic funny critter, and by applying various types of pressure, made you into a different and more embarrassing shape?
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