just found the ultimate thanksgiving fit

i am transgender

if you take anything seriously you die

i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person

With the impending tariffs raising TV prices, I'll no longer be able to hit my TV with my TV hitting stick whenever I see anything that makes me angry. The times they are a changing...

i dreamt about sex last night, i also dreamt about the freemasons and MTG. i was having sex and then i built an MTG commander deck that was themed entirely around freemasonry. it was like the Magic Flute of Magic the Gathering commander decks, to use a Mozart reference. Have a great day.

im making another movie

the mystery of allium village 🔎🧄

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

a mistake a lot of people make when they go on a christmas adventure is learning the true meaning of christmas. if you don't learn it you get to go on another christmas adventure the next year, you basically just keep getting free christmas adventures as long as you don't learn anything.