Hilarious Cow Jokes
@hilariouscow.bsky.social
24/7, 7days a week, utterly w_udder_ful cow jokes.
Fucccck, oooooofffff
October 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Fucccck, oooooofffff
My pedometer went nuts today.
October 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My pedometer went nuts today.
Man, why is SLS running like shit?
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Oh.
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Oh.
September 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Man, why is SLS running like shit?
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Oh.
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Oh.
Continuous updates are a genie we can't put back in the bottle, but, sigh...
July 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Continuous updates are a genie we can't put back in the bottle, but, sigh...
I'm bored of Mario karts
June 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I'm bored of Mario karts
Brother from another mother! I never finished my space game with similarly elastic camera movement, so I'm routing for you!
March 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Brother from another mother! I never finished my space game with similarly elastic camera movement, so I'm routing for you!
Being a massive cow is no defense - This farmer will still find a way to scale and milk you.
February 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Being a massive cow is no defense - This farmer will still find a way to scale and milk you.
Yeah so, I just shifted the problem further down the pipe, basically. I can see the water escaping from the pipe lower down. I don't own a ladder or the tools for this. Might be time to get an expert my make my drain be ex-spurt.
February 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Yeah so, I just shifted the problem further down the pipe, basically. I can see the water escaping from the pipe lower down. I don't own a ladder or the tools for this. Might be time to get an expert my make my drain be ex-spurt.
It's just one of those daaaaaays
January 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's just one of those daaaaaays
My Dad sent me this. @accidentalp.bsky.social
January 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My Dad sent me this. @accidentalp.bsky.social
I made a wreath over at a friend's house. First time for everything.
December 14, 2024 at 10:10 PM
I made a wreath over at a friend's house. First time for everything.
Back in 2020, I had just arrived in capitol hill and everything was locked down, and you sons of bitches, in my head this was going to be my next 4 years....
November 29, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Back in 2020, I had just arrived in capitol hill and everything was locked down, and you sons of bitches, in my head this was going to be my next 4 years....
How I know I'm an artist
November 13, 2024 at 7:30 AM
How I know I'm an artist
Sorry to post a meme but this one really tickled me. Been there. Frequently. Or. Well. By now I just add the toggle before they even ask. And then it never gets found. But the people who find it magically love it due to self selection.
November 5, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Sorry to post a meme but this one really tickled me. Been there. Frequently. Or. Well. By now I just add the toggle before they even ask. And then it never gets found. But the people who find it magically love it due to self selection.
Wife guy from silent hill 2
November 3, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Wife guy from silent hill 2
(Had fun playing with selfie panorama shots)
October 31, 2024 at 2:45 AM
(Had fun playing with selfie panorama shots)
I'm looking for my wife
October 31, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I'm looking for my wife
My mother suggested that my father and I see Rome together. I've been away from family so long, and my father is quite old, so I said yes.
Unfortunately, I don't think we're seeing Rome in the way my mother saw it, back in the sixties. Mobbed with tourists while being tourists ourselves.
Unfortunately, I don't think we're seeing Rome in the way my mother saw it, back in the sixties. Mobbed with tourists while being tourists ourselves.
September 27, 2024 at 12:44 PM
My mother suggested that my father and I see Rome together. I've been away from family so long, and my father is quite old, so I said yes.
Unfortunately, I don't think we're seeing Rome in the way my mother saw it, back in the sixties. Mobbed with tourists while being tourists ourselves.
Unfortunately, I don't think we're seeing Rome in the way my mother saw it, back in the sixties. Mobbed with tourists while being tourists ourselves.