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November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I am just a cow jokes account.
Interesting to see apex make a simplified movement mode to help address that.
Though they might also approach it by making the peak movement tech a little more accessible, and less hidden behind esoteric inputs. Flatten the playing field a little without removing the joy of movement.
Though they might also approach it by making the peak movement tech a little more accessible, and less hidden behind esoteric inputs. Flatten the playing field a little without removing the joy of movement.
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Interesting to see apex make a simplified movement mode to help address that.
Though they might also approach it by making the peak movement tech a little more accessible, and less hidden behind esoteric inputs. Flatten the playing field a little without removing the joy of movement.
Though they might also approach it by making the peak movement tech a little more accessible, and less hidden behind esoteric inputs. Flatten the playing field a little without removing the joy of movement.
Which is to say, something that makes amazing high skill frag clips on a stream isn't necessarily going to be something the everyday player can hope to enjoy. And pushing too hard in that direction can cause alienation and a pro-centric-death-spiral.
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Which is to say, something that makes amazing high skill frag clips on a stream isn't necessarily going to be something the everyday player can hope to enjoy. And pushing too hard in that direction can cause alienation and a pro-centric-death-spiral.
Sometimes I rail on games for having nothing to say, but this kind of thing is exactly the mechanism in which games can say things.
The means to say something is not necessarily restricted to world building, characters, story, gp.
It can be how the game manipulates which audience we play with.
The means to say something is not necessarily restricted to world building, characters, story, gp.
It can be how the game manipulates which audience we play with.
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Sometimes I rail on games for having nothing to say, but this kind of thing is exactly the mechanism in which games can say things.
The means to say something is not necessarily restricted to world building, characters, story, gp.
It can be how the game manipulates which audience we play with.
The means to say something is not necessarily restricted to world building, characters, story, gp.
It can be how the game manipulates which audience we play with.
Oh God. What if this further pushes people into their bubbles?
What if fearful players only play other fearful players and are reassured that the world is full of fearful people ready to screw them over?
What if calm people are never vaccinated by antagonism and become coddled?
What if fearful players only play other fearful players and are reassured that the world is full of fearful people ready to screw them over?
What if calm people are never vaccinated by antagonism and become coddled?
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Oh God. What if this further pushes people into their bubbles?
What if fearful players only play other fearful players and are reassured that the world is full of fearful people ready to screw them over?
What if calm people are never vaccinated by antagonism and become coddled?
What if fearful players only play other fearful players and are reassured that the world is full of fearful people ready to screw them over?
What if calm people are never vaccinated by antagonism and become coddled?
This is off the back of having mostly positive interactions with other players.
But maybe there's some matchmaking wizardry involved, matching the angry with the angry and the peaceful with the peaceful. Not sure.
Would interesting if complaining that the game is too sweaty becomes a self report.
But maybe there's some matchmaking wizardry involved, matching the angry with the angry and the peaceful with the peaceful. Not sure.
Would interesting if complaining that the game is too sweaty becomes a self report.
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This is off the back of having mostly positive interactions with other players.
But maybe there's some matchmaking wizardry involved, matching the angry with the angry and the peaceful with the peaceful. Not sure.
Would interesting if complaining that the game is too sweaty becomes a self report.
But maybe there's some matchmaking wizardry involved, matching the angry with the angry and the peaceful with the peaceful. Not sure.
Would interesting if complaining that the game is too sweaty becomes a self report.
Once you realize that there is an infinite amount of work to do, it gets more manageable.
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Once you realize that there is an infinite amount of work to do, it gets more manageable.
Every time I finally finish something, someone asks "have you finished this other thing?". 🫠. You get used to it after a few years.
November 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Every time I finally finish something, someone asks "have you finished this other thing?". 🫠. You get used to it after a few years.
You're almost certainly.right !
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You're almost certainly.right !
I used to laugh at conspiracy theories, but now... sigh.
Every conspiracy theory they complain about ends up being on their fucking road map.
Every conspiracy theory they complain about ends up being on their fucking road map.
November 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I used to laugh at conspiracy theories, but now... sigh.
Every conspiracy theory they complain about ends up being on their fucking road map.
Every conspiracy theory they complain about ends up being on their fucking road map.
Lol why is there a link in that last post?
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Lol why is there a link in that last post?
In the last 4 days I've worked on several aspects of camera systems for a game, multiple low level controller libraries, an imu gesture event system, new ui designs and implentations as well as feedback on a friend's game.
I guess this is the life I wanted but doing too much is still draining.
I guess this is the life I wanted but doing too much is still draining.
system.new
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
In the last 4 days I've worked on several aspects of camera systems for a game, multiple low level controller libraries, an imu gesture event system, new ui designs and implentations as well as feedback on a friend's game.
I guess this is the life I wanted but doing too much is still draining.
I guess this is the life I wanted but doing too much is still draining.