Hilarious Cow Jokes
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I remembered how to use soh cah toa today without having to look it up, so I guess I'm not a total piece of shit.
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I remembered how to use soh cah toa today without having to look it up, so I guess I'm not a total piece of shit.
Seattle bus commuting has me waiting on a bus that only comes every half an hour 🫠
Trying to be the change I want to see, but world, you're not meeting me half way.
🙏 @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social
Trying to be the change I want to see, but world, you're not meeting me half way.
🙏 @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Seattle bus commuting has me waiting on a bus that only comes every half an hour 🫠
Trying to be the change I want to see, but world, you're not meeting me half way.
🙏 @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social
Trying to be the change I want to see, but world, you're not meeting me half way.
🙏 @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social
Some days therapy is just therapy. Other days it's fucking life support.
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Some days therapy is just therapy. Other days it's fucking life support.
The relationship between streamers and developers feels similar to that of an F1 Driver and his Team. Pros want the fastest most competitive car possible, even if that means sacrificing accessibility.
The parent company, however, still needs to sell something to carry the weekly shopping in.
The parent company, however, still needs to sell something to carry the weekly shopping in.
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The relationship between streamers and developers feels similar to that of an F1 Driver and his Team. Pros want the fastest most competitive car possible, even if that means sacrificing accessibility.
The parent company, however, still needs to sell something to carry the weekly shopping in.
The parent company, however, still needs to sell something to carry the weekly shopping in.
Most cinemas around here feel like half way dead malls (with the exception of central cinema, or the luxury one in bellevue).
It sometimes feels like we're living in the ruins of someone else's idea of a good time.
It sometimes feels like we're living in the ruins of someone else's idea of a good time.
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Most cinemas around here feel like half way dead malls (with the exception of central cinema, or the luxury one in bellevue).
It sometimes feels like we're living in the ruins of someone else's idea of a good time.
It sometimes feels like we're living in the ruins of someone else's idea of a good time.
Arc Raiders is awakening class consciousness in gamers.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Arc Raiders is awakening class consciousness in gamers.
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New Game: Egg terrycavanagh.itch.io/egg
Egg by Terry Cavanagh
why not be an egg
terrycavanagh.itch.io
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
New Game: Egg terrycavanagh.itch.io/egg
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I am proud to be a knobhead
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I am proud to be a knobhead
When there are no jobs left, um, who, um, is going to pay for the products and services that they make?
Sometimes I think they want us all to die politely and discreetly and leave the planet for them to enjoy.
Sometimes I think they want us all to die politely and discreetly and leave the planet for them to enjoy.
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
When there are no jobs left, um, who, um, is going to pay for the products and services that they make?
Sometimes I think they want us all to die politely and discreetly and leave the planet for them to enjoy.
Sometimes I think they want us all to die politely and discreetly and leave the planet for them to enjoy.
"I'll just go knock out this one task"
Task is "how long is the perimeter of the British isles".
Task is "how long is the perimeter of the British isles".
November 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"I'll just go knock out this one task"
Task is "how long is the perimeter of the British isles".
Task is "how long is the perimeter of the British isles".
We could have had a tech utopia, but greedy short termists always seem to rise to the top, don't they?
This country is about to invade Venezuela to steal oil to power AI used to keep the population servile.
They're experimenting with actual brain chips on immigrants detained by ICE.
This country is about to invade Venezuela to steal oil to power AI used to keep the population servile.
They're experimenting with actual brain chips on immigrants detained by ICE.
November 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
We could have had a tech utopia, but greedy short termists always seem to rise to the top, don't they?
This country is about to invade Venezuela to steal oil to power AI used to keep the population servile.
They're experimenting with actual brain chips on immigrants detained by ICE.
This country is about to invade Venezuela to steal oil to power AI used to keep the population servile.
They're experimenting with actual brain chips on immigrants detained by ICE.
I'm often deeply drained by the breadth of things I have to work on at work. Not being able to focus on one thing at a time makes me feel like I'm a useless pretender letting everyone down, despite evidence to the contrary.
Just got over (mild) covid and now in bed with a super sore throat.
Just got over (mild) covid and now in bed with a super sore throat.
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm often deeply drained by the breadth of things I have to work on at work. Not being able to focus on one thing at a time makes me feel like I'm a useless pretender letting everyone down, despite evidence to the contrary.
Just got over (mild) covid and now in bed with a super sore throat.
Just got over (mild) covid and now in bed with a super sore throat.
This is one of the coolest game design analyses I've seen. Maybe ever. A graph of the possibility space of Stephen's Sausage roll (amazing game btw).
This is a great representation of a more discrete game.
I always thought of possibility spaces as hyper dimensional fogs.
youtu.be/AK8OLuRBFTw?...
This is a great representation of a more discrete game.
I always thought of possibility spaces as hyper dimensional fogs.
youtu.be/AK8OLuRBFTw?...
Why Stephen’s Sausage Roll is Brutal: A State-Space Walkthrough of the Opening Levels
YouTube video by Stephen's State Space
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This is one of the coolest game design analyses I've seen. Maybe ever. A graph of the possibility space of Stephen's Sausage roll (amazing game btw).
This is a great representation of a more discrete game.
I always thought of possibility spaces as hyper dimensional fogs.
youtu.be/AK8OLuRBFTw?...
This is a great representation of a more discrete game.
I always thought of possibility spaces as hyper dimensional fogs.
youtu.be/AK8OLuRBFTw?...
Did you know that a lot of cows are A.I. generated?
Das right:
Artificial Insemination.
Das right:
Artificial Insemination.
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Did you know that a lot of cows are A.I. generated?
Das right:
Artificial Insemination.
Das right:
Artificial Insemination.
I do understand it.
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I do understand it.
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still can't get over what we learned today that the actual story is elon musk just copied enough of wikipedia word-for-word for grokipedia to be useful but rewrote all articles related to him to be more favorable, leaving out facts he doesn't want people to see or talk about
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
still can't get over what we learned today that the actual story is elon musk just copied enough of wikipedia word-for-word for grokipedia to be useful but rewrote all articles related to him to be more favorable, leaving out facts he doesn't want people to see or talk about
Fucccck, oooooofffff
October 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Fucccck, oooooofffff
Spotify won't let you cancel your subscription through their app. Lmfao. How is that legal?
Canceling even harder. Annoyed I didn't do it sooner.
Canceling even harder. Annoyed I didn't do it sooner.
October 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Spotify won't let you cancel your subscription through their app. Lmfao. How is that legal?
Canceling even harder. Annoyed I didn't do it sooner.
Canceling even harder. Annoyed I didn't do it sooner.
No-one is referring to the gang at the end of 28 Years Later as "Jim Bros" and it's driving me crazy.
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
No-one is referring to the gang at the end of 28 Years Later as "Jim Bros" and it's driving me crazy.
"This country was on the verge of dying and you alone saved it" has to be an all time something or other.
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"This country was on the verge of dying and you alone saved it" has to be an all time something or other.
LLMs aren't a problem because they're asking us to turn off our brains - they're a problem because they're asking us to turn off our hearts.
October 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
LLMs aren't a problem because they're asking us to turn off our brains - they're a problem because they're asking us to turn off our hearts.
The breadth of grievances that people at the big queue had was one thing that really struck me.
If they were to write a list, it'd be the size of the oversized constitution they were bearing.
If they were to write a list, it'd be the size of the oversized constitution they were bearing.
October 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The breadth of grievances that people at the big queue had was one thing that really struck me.
If they were to write a list, it'd be the size of the oversized constitution they were bearing.
If they were to write a list, it'd be the size of the oversized constitution they were bearing.
Reporting of today's rally numbers feel really low. But I guess it takes a little time for actual counts to come through.
October 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Reporting of today's rally numbers feel really low. But I guess it takes a little time for actual counts to come through.
I have a rant in me about what I'd call the "floating number aesthetic" of certain videogames but someone will call me a kill joy and my convictions aren't quite strong enough to bother defending my opinions that hard.
October 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I have a rant in me about what I'd call the "floating number aesthetic" of certain videogames but someone will call me a kill joy and my convictions aren't quite strong enough to bother defending my opinions that hard.
My pedometer went nuts today.
October 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My pedometer went nuts today.