Peter Hilton
@hilton.org.uk
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Product manager in 🇳🇱 Rotterdam, available for a new role from November 2025 • speaker, writer, and musician • blogs software product management/design/development at https://hilton.org.uk/blog/
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‘What makes Product Managers hetrogenous’ – Allan Kelly’s write-up of our discussion last week, based on his recent articles #product https://www.allankelly.net/archives/10515/what-makes-product-managers-hetrogenous/
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In the conversations I’ve had at this week’s conference, I’ve heard that people are still managing backlogs of hundreds of bugs, and that these backlogs continue to cause meetings. That’s the problem to solve.
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When the probabilities trend low enough, it deletes itself 💥
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Startup idea: solve the problem of huge unfixed bug backlogs.

Build a bug tracker that analyses each new bug report, based on past bug-fixing behaviour, and predicts the likelihood that you will ever fix the bug.

It typically recommends that you don’t bother creating the bug report.
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Two of the Extreme Programming (XP) testing practices:

1. ‘All code must pass all unit tests before it can be released.’
2. ‘When a bug is found tests are created.’

💡 If you create those tests before other code changes, before the next release, the first rule makes XP a zero-bug policy.
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I have now arrived at the spiritual home of committing changes directly to the main branch 🚆
Train station: platform sign reads ‘Acton Main Line’
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I'm in Dordrecht for @fronteers.bsky.social Dark Mode conf tomorrow, and they left a little gift pack of speaker goodies in my hotel room including this, and I think it's absolutely delightful. ❤️
It's one of those things you hang on your hotel room door but instead of saying DO NOT DISTURB it says DON'T WORRY. I AM NOT TALKING TO MYSELF. I AM REHEARSING MY TALK.
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We now have a generation of developers who’ve never experienced an alternative to blocking code reviews.

But pull requests aren’t anyone’s security blanket, and it will only take a new fashion to change this.

Thierry’s excellent presentation is a call to action for the trend setters.
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The slide deck of my session

Non-Blocking Continuous Code Reviews - a Case Study

Thank you for all the interesting questions and the lovely feedback. I’m truly grateful for that ☺️

#agilecam

thinkinglabs.io/talks/2024/0...
Non-Blocking Continuous Code Reviews - a Case Study
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The reality of his much time goes on the non-Value add work allows focus on reducing MUDa... Nice look to Zero Bugs talk yesterday @hilton.org.uk

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As well as capital letters, we should normalise adding a typographical ‘swash’ (flourish) to the last letter of a sentence
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swash_(...
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While writing this I overheard someone say to someone else — regarding their computer — ‘all my letters are in capitals except the “i”’s.’

This alone unleashes chains of thought, uncovers other curses. I wonder if it relates to the Turkish alphabet. I wonder why we even have “capital letters”.
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Or when ‘data base’ was two words
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Is that a likely IndexOutOfBoundsException, because of the random index parameter, or is it more dangerous than that? (I’m not familiar with the API)
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The maintainable version is even less funny, due to the inclusion of the line:

// This is yellow and dangerous

The big-company version, written by an overworked passive aggressive developer, reclaims humour from irony:

// What's yellow and dangerous?
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In theory, Java was designed to stop programmers being able to write code that randomly crashes computers, but maybe these shenanigans are merely hard, not impossible
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In case you didn’t already know, this is a riff on the classic:

Q: What's yellow and dangerous?

A: shark-infested custard
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Is it possible to write this C joke (by Paul Malin) in Java?

Q: What's yellow and dangerous?

A: *((int*)rand()) = 0xffff00;
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Remote work filters out assholes 👇🏻
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Location Matters: Everyday Gender Discrimination in Remote and On-site Work - pubsonline.informs.org/doi/10.1287/...

via @betterallies.bsky.social

"Women tend to face significantly more gender discrimination when they are on-site than when working remotely."
Location Matters: Everyday Gender Discrimination in Remote and On-site Work | Organization Science
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🇳🇴 I need some recommendations to eat near the Youngstorget! Some Norwegian in the room?

I would love to eat local food but so hard to find a place 😅

Maybe @trond.hjorteland.com? 🙏

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