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Glad witness to the anthropocene

Water & Wastewater
70% Water & 30% Waste
Heart full of hate and anger this morning ☺️
January 15, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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Current* conditions near Case Township, MI:
January 15, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Not even gonna math it out, just vibes, but the fourth root of 1000 is 5.6. Bet they just did the combinations of 6 each of protein, veg, starches, and one other type of thing only to come to the same conclusion as every weightlifter ever. Chicken, brocc, and the cheapest carb you can find
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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It’s wild how much media attention this has gotten when the confidence interval is so large. You might as well just say ‘we don’t know anything and we’re looking into it’ if the range is somewhere between .5x and 10x!
January 14, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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January 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Realizing now that the "cayenne" powder I bought is 160,000 scoville, which is more than habanero (my favorite pepper)
January 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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the dogbert animatronic from the 1997 live action dilbert pilot

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January 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Back on that colon cancer grind
A slab of meat is now in reverse
Freshly grinding black pepper
January 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Wulf. That's me.
January 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Trying to live my life so that when I die it’s a “pour one out for a real one” scenario over a “rest in piss” situation
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Hide post for me is the balm that soothes images I never wanted to see in the first place
January 13, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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I'm happy to be of service in any way I can, in any place I can. There are so many who need help, and so few to offer it.
January 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Clothes dryer is starting to make noise that is quickly starting to reverberate across the entire house. Lovely.
January 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Capital N Nazis but kill you for making them embarrassed (they are embarrassing)
This slogan adopted by Kristi Noem, "One of Ours, All of Yours," is taken from the Nazis, who retaliated for the killing of an SS officer by murdering all the inhabitants of the Czech village of Lidice, apparently none of whom had anything to do with it, and razing the village to the ground.
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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TRANT.BMF
January 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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Jan. 10, 1926: A cautionary cartoon on the worship of money, by John T. McCutcheon of the Chicago Tribune.
January 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Yes, you. We need to talk.
January 10, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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I keep my more valuable supplies there under lock and key. If it's any of your business.
January 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
*Clapping like a toddler that just scared a cat*

I finished two emails!
Lost my patience, especially since I am not getting jack done today, so took all the shit piled on my desk and put it behind me
January 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Lost my patience, especially since I am not getting jack done today, so took all the shit piled on my desk and put it behind me
January 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Love sponsored articles, have for a long time. It always feels like a window into the weakest elderly minds. Right now there are four variations of someone pouring goo onto jello for weight loss, a sullen man drinking a jar of cashews, and nail clippers for “seniors with thick nails”
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
One of the things in my job description is “stay abreast of latest research” so anyways *prints 50 page paper from arxiv*
January 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM