Math fact: There is an inverse correlation between the number of unkempt 1800s-era prospectors with grey beards and dirty overalls laughing maniacally while pulling a railway switch, and the probability your train reaches its destination.

If they ever do another Kanto remake, they should turn the Game Corner into an arcade. Trading coins for prizes still makes sense. Someone "lost it all" at the Game Corner? That's Pacman Fever, not a gambling addiction. And the Gambler trainer class just needs to be changed to Gamer.

#Pokemon

Defendant: "I plead the fifth."
Judge: "Make a Constitution saving throw."

Who would win?

The entire military might of an interdimensional occupational force that defeated earth in seven hours and has been draining its resources for 20 years

OR

Some physicist with a beard and crowbar

Found this on campus...

Gaming's biggest liars and traitors:

Ken Penders
Sean Murray
Todd Howard
Nate Simpson

👇 Who did I miss?

Here's a weird git commit message I wrote today that makes no sense out of context.

"Bonus egg rolls support two-digit quantities"

YouTube must think I'm stupid or something

I had a dream that instead of YouTube disabling the dislike count they disabled the like count, and you could only see the dislikes... Like bro could you imagine 💀

My SSD failed last week, and I figured, why bother reinstalling Windows? Day 4 of switching to Arch Linux with KDE Plasma and never looking back. Runs like a feather, no bloatware, everything is so developer-friendly and straightforward... I already packaged a map editor I use for the AUR. So easy!

Monsters At Work is worthy of its namesake.

Another year older and wondering what life has in store

Programmer: "Just read the documentation"
The documentation:

The sun is wasting so much power. They should only turn it on at night when it's dark 🙄😒

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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