hobodemon
@hobodemon.bsky.social
A miserable pile of secrets, broken upon eighteen wheels for the crime of pursuing alchemy rather than a trade
Nah, his head just did that on its own. Just like JFK and Hemingway. Zooted out from too many peanut butter, onion, and morphine sandwiches.
January 22, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Nah, his head just did that on its own. Just like JFK and Hemingway. Zooted out from too many peanut butter, onion, and morphine sandwiches.
best I can do is a knife from histosonics that can cut through an aorta without breaking skin, you'll still need to make a melee attack against their touch AC
December 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
best I can do is a knife from histosonics that can cut through an aorta without breaking skin, you'll still need to make a melee attack against their touch AC
Noise-cancelling headphones.
Gift card to his distant cousin Aeneas's pizza joint.
Subscription to proton-mail vpn/email service, so he can keep being Nobody.
Gift card to his distant cousin Aeneas's pizza joint.
Subscription to proton-mail vpn/email service, so he can keep being Nobody.
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Noise-cancelling headphones.
Gift card to his distant cousin Aeneas's pizza joint.
Subscription to proton-mail vpn/email service, so he can keep being Nobody.
Gift card to his distant cousin Aeneas's pizza joint.
Subscription to proton-mail vpn/email service, so he can keep being Nobody.
This tip won't help with the regret later, just with the scritchy crumbs. IDK what to do about the -gestures vaguely at all the things about current year I'm trying to distract myself from with degenerate gastronomy-
December 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
This tip won't help with the regret later, just with the scritchy crumbs. IDK what to do about the -gestures vaguely at all the things about current year I'm trying to distract myself from with degenerate gastronomy-
Tip: confit your potato chips into like some kind of b-list gratin, that way you're essentially eating mashed potatoes in bed. Do like a lasagna style layering of chips and canned soup. If using condensed, idk whether to recommend adding water first or last.
December 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Tip: confit your potato chips into like some kind of b-list gratin, that way you're essentially eating mashed potatoes in bed. Do like a lasagna style layering of chips and canned soup. If using condensed, idk whether to recommend adding water first or last.
If you've got the time, it's a really wholesome production, but I still think Chainsawman is a better critique of the failure modes endemic to Chicago-school capitalism.
Plus, there's Cosmo. But she comes in next season. Bestgirl, has what every man really wants. (It's Halloween.)
Plus, there's Cosmo. But she comes in next season. Bestgirl, has what every man really wants. (It's Halloween.)
December 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
If you've got the time, it's a really wholesome production, but I still think Chainsawman is a better critique of the failure modes endemic to Chicago-school capitalism.
Plus, there's Cosmo. But she comes in next season. Bestgirl, has what every man really wants. (It's Halloween.)
Plus, there's Cosmo. But she comes in next season. Bestgirl, has what every man really wants. (It's Halloween.)
Recent episode of Short Wave covered how ants are like the peak of altruism. Their larvae's immune response against fungal disease includes chemical signals to worker ants saying "KILL ME QUICKLY AND DISSOLVE ME IN ACID"
December 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Recent episode of Short Wave covered how ants are like the peak of altruism. Their larvae's immune response against fungal disease includes chemical signals to worker ants saying "KILL ME QUICKLY AND DISSOLVE ME IN ACID"
Is this like that "everybody breathes a molecule from Caesar's last breath at some point in their lives" thing but for the vampire juice steaming from that leaky pipe with the shoddy weld in his neck?
December 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Is this like that "everybody breathes a molecule from Caesar's last breath at some point in their lives" thing but for the vampire juice steaming from that leaky pipe with the shoddy weld in his neck?
What came first, the universe or this weird kind of fish we are?
December 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
What came first, the universe or this weird kind of fish we are?
And in corollary, there are also neurodivergent people who innately feel empathy with extreme precision but are not moved by it, who avoid being correctly diagnosed with autism because social manipulation is their special interest. There's a character in Dungeon Meshi like that, Kabru.
December 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
And in corollary, there are also neurodivergent people who innately feel empathy with extreme precision but are not moved by it, who avoid being correctly diagnosed with autism because social manipulation is their special interest. There's a character in Dungeon Meshi like that, Kabru.
Like, the genus (I'm including neanderthal and denisovans) or the adjective or the stage name of Mick Foley's you misremembered or did autocorrect fix your reference to a dugong of unusual size?
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Like, the genus (I'm including neanderthal and denisovans) or the adjective or the stage name of Mick Foley's you misremembered or did autocorrect fix your reference to a dugong of unusual size?
Basketball's truly one of the highest-scoring forms of football, second only to cricket and calvinball
December 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Basketball's truly one of the highest-scoring forms of football, second only to cricket and calvinball
Seconded, but it's the non-bizarro-world versions that really slap
December 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Seconded, but it's the non-bizarro-world versions that really slap
Bizarro Chicago-style Irish Coffee: It's a regular Irish coffee, but served in a tall tumbler made from pressed pie dough lined with pork sausage and cheese, and topped with mustard, onions, relish, pickled peppers, garnished with a pickle spear and celery salt.
December 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Bizarro Chicago-style Irish Coffee: It's a regular Irish coffee, but served in a tall tumbler made from pressed pie dough lined with pork sausage and cheese, and topped with mustard, onions, relish, pickled peppers, garnished with a pickle spear and celery salt.
IOI, hire this podcaster
December 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
IOI, hire this podcaster
Idk what you're talking about, we use it for God's intended purpose: structural aviation components.
Ya'll the ones been making due with wood, and somehow out-multi-roling us with the Mosquito like some kind of Madame Butterfly situation. Don't let my wife know I'm into that at all.
Ya'll the ones been making due with wood, and somehow out-multi-roling us with the Mosquito like some kind of Madame Butterfly situation. Don't let my wife know I'm into that at all.
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Idk what you're talking about, we use it for God's intended purpose: structural aviation components.
Ya'll the ones been making due with wood, and somehow out-multi-roling us with the Mosquito like some kind of Madame Butterfly situation. Don't let my wife know I'm into that at all.
Ya'll the ones been making due with wood, and somehow out-multi-roling us with the Mosquito like some kind of Madame Butterfly situation. Don't let my wife know I'm into that at all.
I have access to a very small amount of land, as much as can fit in the sort of planter you can hang from a window. Bit late to start that project this year though.
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I have access to a very small amount of land, as much as can fit in the sort of planter you can hang from a window. Bit late to start that project this year though.
Don't even care if that's not how you're supposed to spanglify his name
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Don't even care if that's not how you're supposed to spanglify his name
The right to pursue happiness, enumerated within the declaration of independence, implies the right to huff mad levels of krokodil as a form of protest outside those communist churches worshiping the mad marxist llesus and I don't care if that's not how you're not supposed to do that drug
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The right to pursue happiness, enumerated within the declaration of independence, implies the right to huff mad levels of krokodil as a form of protest outside those communist churches worshiping the mad marxist llesus and I don't care if that's not how you're not supposed to do that drug
whatever the eff you do, do not let me know where to get garlic at that price, and if you do, do not let my supertaaster wife know I pursued any knowledge of that good a deal on allium cultivars
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
whatever the eff you do, do not let me know where to get garlic at that price, and if you do, do not let my supertaaster wife know I pursued any knowledge of that good a deal on allium cultivars