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hobodemon

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A miserable pile of secrets, broken upon eighteen wheels for the crime of pursuing alchemy rather than a trade

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Pink Trans Supernova 🏳️‍⚧️ @pinknovahtx.bsky.social · 1d

A pumpkin carved with a human shaped opening, and then the guy from The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito has been cut out with a text bubble saying “it was made for me!” And attacked to the pumpkin so it recreates the scene from the manga where the guy is climbing into the human shaped hole in a cliff side except now it’s a human shaped hole in a pumpkin.

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 22m

Sure, da Pope

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 10h

Not all states have DGU laws that permit lethal force in the defense of a third party in the event that said third party would have a valid claim to self defense.
Tactical frivolity is the better option in states where ICE feels safe to tread.

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 11h

What's the difference between a Byck and a zippo?
Sam Byck was an alcoholic mall Santa whose chapel perilous moment drove him to his death in a poorly planned attempt to kamikaze the White House to kill Richard Nixon, and the subject of Zippos is a little lighter.

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 2d

New York Post doesn't turn their back on matters of family.
Hence, the generally unfulfilled sex lives that are kinky in exactly one way.

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 2d

This, to be honest.
Closest I've come to interacting directly with Reverend Doctor Bob Evans is that I'm pretty sure we got LASIK on the same day.
Different locations, but the LASIK ads and commentary started weirdly not long after I got mine done.

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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 9d

The photo:

The comments you will laugh at:

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 5d

most of the last decade of my career was a frantic effort to warn as many people as possible about the dangers i saw coming in the near future

now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 6d

this dystopia is completely ruining my enjoyment of fictional dystopia

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 6d

Clinton wasn't cheated, there are legitimate critiques of her as a candidate, particularly regarding the primary process that selected her.

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 6d

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SPACE! #timcurry

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 6d

I thought it ended in 1973, after the occupying fascist regime's CO retreated to a fortified bunker, all Tim Curry style

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 6d

Anxiety's very "in" this year, it's not specific to either the internet or your experience.
Like, apparently Kherson's being used as a people safari, and RU telegram's just chock full of footage RU soldiers are posting of their own war crimes for clout and likes or whatever that platform uses.

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 6d

No prob.
For real though, developing a parasocial relationship with some podcasters you trust can cut both ways, which is how we got here.
Robert Evans is generally cool though, he learned how to journalize from the CIA or so the tankies tell me

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 6d

...doctrinally or structurally insane?
Like, what if someone developed a Tomahawk variant to deploy concertina wire on a beach you're defending and dedicated a fleet of nuc subs to that?
Like, officer's final orders in a locked safe is just this meme and "don't let them suffer like we did"

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 6d

Or just check out the Friday editions of It Could Happen Here. Not a style that's for everyone, but it's from a journalist who saw a lot of this coming back in like 2018. Find it wherever podcasts are pressed or however they work.

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 6d

This is why editors exist. The original poster of the missile story was a random guy with a substack and the internet.
Use reputable sources for your information, like the intrinsic oneness of the universe that tracks Russian subs and Morse codes it into my TMJ and tinnitus interactions.

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 6d

Someone made a typo in an order form, all the kinds of things they can order are numbered, they got one digit wrong in the code for flashbangs or something. The company that order form was sent to doesn't even make missiles.

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 6d

Egg prices are variable. We could improve things by importing Welsh eggs, they've got an underinvestigated problem with lead contamination from mine tailings winding up in the soil their poultry graze on, and I recently learned all-raw-egg diet is some kind of a thing in natalist circles.

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 7d

Trauma's kinda like capsaicin, you can build up a tolerance for it over time through exposure and that's totally not a form of learned helplessness, it's a surprise tool that'll be useful later when things get real real bad

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 7d

The closest live-action has come to Grave of the Fireflies in emotional content, Come and See, destroyed the child actor portraying the protagonist. The brokenness he shows in the last act is NOT acting.
Make sure to spread in some mycellium culture when you till, max out that nutrition per acre.

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 7d

Fantastic piece of cinema.
My father's the sort who holds less appreciation for animation, due to a background in theater.
I've tried using Grave of the Fireflies to disabuse him of his attitude that Superman could beat Mighty Mouse, because he's like a real guy.

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 7d

You know, if a quorum shows up and the Speaker is more than 10 minutes late, that one kid with the toque is allowed to substitute-teach about the 1981 film Reds, one of Sondheim's less appreciated credits.
This also excuses everyone's absence for their next three classes due to the runtime.

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 7d

It's worse.
Oregon was founded by folks who were abolitionists because they wanted a white ethnostate.
Outside the Portland metro, it's a lotta nazis. That's why Portland cops are the way they are, cops generally aren't local, cuz if they were they'd humanize the material they work with.

hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 7d

Let's not put the cart in front of the horse.
Dems have to learn how to message first, or we're just going to keep swinging back and forth between two parties riding each other's failures.
Beshear has been on some pretty decent podcasts lately about that.