hobodemon
@hobodemon.bsky.social
A miserable pile of secrets, broken upon eighteen wheels for the crime of pursuing alchemy rather than a trade
The eternal Tiny Tim, still dancing through the night,
A hundred screenplays later, he still does not die,
In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine and Berkeley,
Patty Hearst heard the burst of Tiny Tim's Thompson gun and bought it
A hundred screenplays later, he still does not die,
In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine and Berkeley,
Patty Hearst heard the burst of Tiny Tim's Thompson gun and bought it
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The eternal Tiny Tim, still dancing through the night,
A hundred screenplays later, he still does not die,
In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine and Berkeley,
Patty Hearst heard the burst of Tiny Tim's Thompson gun and bought it
A hundred screenplays later, he still does not die,
In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine and Berkeley,
Patty Hearst heard the burst of Tiny Tim's Thompson gun and bought it
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say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
Guys only want one thing, and if the idea of being born Diogenes of Sinope disgusts you so much it'd probably be for the best if you stick to Platonic friendships
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Guys only want one thing, and if the idea of being born Diogenes of Sinope disgusts you so much it'd probably be for the best if you stick to Platonic friendships
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
Bizarro Chicago-style Bloody Mary: served in a mug, made with Malort, served topped with whipped cream, chocolate, grated nutmeg.
December 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Bizarro Chicago-style Bloody Mary: served in a mug, made with Malort, served topped with whipped cream, chocolate, grated nutmeg.
(I got the night off work, because I have orientation for jury duty in the morning, so I'm being more active, but I'm simultaneously torn by the perverse incentive that now more than ever is no time to leave jury duty to people too dumb to get out of it,)
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
(I got the night off work, because I have orientation for jury duty in the morning, so I'm being more active, but I'm simultaneously torn by the perverse incentive that now more than ever is no time to leave jury duty to people too dumb to get out of it,)
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can't sleep so i went back, threw in opacity fades at the beginning and end, and added subtitles and some other images. probably gonna throw this up on youtube tomorrow because at this point why not, it's a Real Video
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
can't sleep so i went back, threw in opacity fades at the beginning and end, and added subtitles and some other images. probably gonna throw this up on youtube tomorrow because at this point why not, it's a Real Video
"From the meanest creature one departs wiser, richer, more conscious of one's blessings."
Samuel Beckett, 1953, Waiting for Godzilla
Samuel Beckett, 1953, Waiting for Godzilla
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"From the meanest creature one departs wiser, richer, more conscious of one's blessings."
Samuel Beckett, 1953, Waiting for Godzilla
Samuel Beckett, 1953, Waiting for Godzilla
Hi, trucker here.
Some routes involve driving someplace, and waiting for someone with whom you'll trade trailers, and taking your lunch while you wait. When I was on that kind of route, I'd use a kettle while parked to make ramen or buldak.
They need to make a 12v sous vide adaptor.
Some routes involve driving someplace, and waiting for someone with whom you'll trade trailers, and taking your lunch while you wait. When I was on that kind of route, I'd use a kettle while parked to make ramen or buldak.
They need to make a 12v sous vide adaptor.
Now that you say it, that’s obviously it. Still, “boiling water while driving” is, at best, a high-risk medium-reward idea
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Hi, trucker here.
Some routes involve driving someplace, and waiting for someone with whom you'll trade trailers, and taking your lunch while you wait. When I was on that kind of route, I'd use a kettle while parked to make ramen or buldak.
They need to make a 12v sous vide adaptor.
Some routes involve driving someplace, and waiting for someone with whom you'll trade trailers, and taking your lunch while you wait. When I was on that kind of route, I'd use a kettle while parked to make ramen or buldak.
They need to make a 12v sous vide adaptor.
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today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
I did not vote yesterday, but I have an excuse!
Our gubernatorial election's next year.
Ohio, mirai saiko
Our gubernatorial election's next year.
Ohio, mirai saiko
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I did not vote yesterday, but I have an excuse!
Our gubernatorial election's next year.
Ohio, mirai saiko
Our gubernatorial election's next year.
Ohio, mirai saiko
So...I'm about to be on jury duty for a session. And it has me in something of a state.
Because my profession precludes most forms of activism, and I've just been locked into a state of learned helplessness for as long as I existed before being a person.
Because my profession precludes most forms of activism, and I've just been locked into a state of learned helplessness for as long as I existed before being a person.
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
So...I'm about to be on jury duty for a session. And it has me in something of a state.
Because my profession precludes most forms of activism, and I've just been locked into a state of learned helplessness for as long as I existed before being a person.
Because my profession precludes most forms of activism, and I've just been locked into a state of learned helplessness for as long as I existed before being a person.
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The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
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most of the last decade of my career was a frantic effort to warn as many people as possible about the dangers i saw coming in the near future
now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
most of the last decade of my career was a frantic effort to warn as many people as possible about the dangers i saw coming in the near future
now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
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@funranium.bsky.social
Latest Tech Ingredients video seems to demand your input regarding laser safety. Lots of fun targets getting lased, but not a lot of respirator use.
youtu.be/BkbVeA4Lejc?...
Latest Tech Ingredients video seems to demand your input regarding laser safety. Lots of fun targets getting lased, but not a lot of respirator use.
youtu.be/BkbVeA4Lejc?...
You helped but we CAN'T STOP THIS LASER!
YouTube video by Tech Ingredients
youtu.be
September 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
@funranium.bsky.social
Latest Tech Ingredients video seems to demand your input regarding laser safety. Lots of fun targets getting lased, but not a lot of respirator use.
youtu.be/BkbVeA4Lejc?...
Latest Tech Ingredients video seems to demand your input regarding laser safety. Lots of fun targets getting lased, but not a lot of respirator use.
youtu.be/BkbVeA4Lejc?...
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Weeks like these remind me of my training back when I worked at Amazon: If it's yellow, you're a dehydrated fellow. If it's brown, you're in rhabdo town.
September 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Weeks like these remind me of my training back when I worked at Amazon: If it's yellow, you're a dehydrated fellow. If it's brown, you're in rhabdo town.
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come ON man. kirk was the original pioneer of the right wing cottage industry of bad faith debate content. his entire thing was baiting 19-year-olds into saying half-baked shit and then posting videos of his epic owns online. that's what he was doing the moment he died. what are we doing here
“Kirk & I were on different sides of most political arguments. We were on the same side of the continued possibility of American politics.”
So it’s personal? B/c if you were a Black woman or transgender, Kirk would not imagine you having any role in the future of American politics.
So it’s personal? B/c if you were a Black woman or transgender, Kirk would not imagine you having any role in the future of American politics.
September 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
come ON man. kirk was the original pioneer of the right wing cottage industry of bad faith debate content. his entire thing was baiting 19-year-olds into saying half-baked shit and then posting videos of his epic owns online. that's what he was doing the moment he died. what are we doing here
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Kirk died doing what he loved: inciting people to violence.
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Kirk died doing what he loved: inciting people to violence.
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The people wondering "how could anyone who isn't a professional escape after a high profile daylight assassination" are forgetting two things:
1. Cops are bad at their jobs
2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
1. Cops are bad at their jobs
2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
September 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The people wondering "how could anyone who isn't a professional escape after a high profile daylight assassination" are forgetting two things:
1. Cops are bad at their jobs
2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
1. Cops are bad at their jobs
2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
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i am re-upping my plea and this time tagging in even more people who can vouch for my podcast guest abilities such as @raaleh.bsky.social, @illybocean.boontavista.com, and @socialistshelf.bsky.social. from middlebrow media commentary to middlebrow political commentary, i can do it all!
not seeing any DMs yet. i am serious as cancer when i say that i want to guest on your podcast; no loads refused. i have homies who can vouch that i’m a good time incl. @junlper.beer, @devononearth.bsky.social, @crimew.gay, @dono.bsky.social, @donoteat.bsky.social, and @hkesvani.bsky.social
just got done doing a fantastic podcast recording with @aintershow.bsky.social. if you’re reading this and also have a podcast, i want to come on it. hit me up; DMs are open
September 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i am re-upping my plea and this time tagging in even more people who can vouch for my podcast guest abilities such as @raaleh.bsky.social, @illybocean.boontavista.com, and @socialistshelf.bsky.social. from middlebrow media commentary to middlebrow political commentary, i can do it all!