Melissa Hoeppner
@hoeppnerm.bsky.social
Just a Michigander trying to get through the next 4 years without losing my mind. 💙
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
Look at this fucking tool last night.
June 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Look at this fucking tool last night.
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
April 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.
April 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
“Well, boys and girls, it’s HOMOS! That’s how we remember the Great Lakes. No, not HOMES, it’s HOMOS. Why? Because Herr Trump says so.”
March 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“Well, boys and girls, it’s HOMOS! That’s how we remember the Great Lakes. No, not HOMES, it’s HOMOS. Why? Because Herr Trump says so.”
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
It's what happens next that counts... www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
ANALYSIS | U.S. could lose democracy status, says global watchdog | CBC News
Possibly defying a court order. Urging his Justice Department to prosecute nemeses. Repeatedly calling the media 'illegal.' Declaring a predecessor's pardon null and void. U.S. President Donald Trump ...
www.cbc.ca
March 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's what happens next that counts... www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
People in Serbia are rising up.
Beautiful to see.
Beautiful to see.
March 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
People in Serbia are rising up.
Beautiful to see.
Beautiful to see.
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
That is exactly true.
March 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
That is exactly true.
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
“Man, was I wrong.”
March 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
“Man, was I wrong.”
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
Damn! Canadians aren’t messing around—they’re even pulling already imported alcohol off the shelves.
We’re being erased, and I don’t blame them.
We’re being erased, and I don’t blame them.
March 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Damn! Canadians aren’t messing around—they’re even pulling already imported alcohol off the shelves.
We’re being erased, and I don’t blame them.
We’re being erased, and I don’t blame them.
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
WOW. After yesterday’s Oval Office ambush of President Zelensky, Haltbakk Bunkers, one of Norway’s leading marine fuel providers, announced that it will no longer refuel U.S. Navy vessels, urging other European firms to follow suit.
The United States is weaker and more isolated than ever.
The United States is weaker and more isolated than ever.
March 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
WOW. After yesterday’s Oval Office ambush of President Zelensky, Haltbakk Bunkers, one of Norway’s leading marine fuel providers, announced that it will no longer refuel U.S. Navy vessels, urging other European firms to follow suit.
The United States is weaker and more isolated than ever.
The United States is weaker and more isolated than ever.
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
He skis like shit.
March 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
He skis like shit.
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
Today wasn’t a meeting—it was an Oval Office ambush, and it was planned.
Zelenskyy has thanked the U.S. and its president dozens of times. Everyone knows that—including Trump. But gratitude was never what he wanted; he wanted a spectacle.
“This is going to be great television” - Donald Trump
Zelenskyy has thanked the U.S. and its president dozens of times. Everyone knows that—including Trump. But gratitude was never what he wanted; he wanted a spectacle.
“This is going to be great television” - Donald Trump
March 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Today wasn’t a meeting—it was an Oval Office ambush, and it was planned.
Zelenskyy has thanked the U.S. and its president dozens of times. Everyone knows that—including Trump. But gratitude was never what he wanted; he wanted a spectacle.
“This is going to be great television” - Donald Trump
Zelenskyy has thanked the U.S. and its president dozens of times. Everyone knows that—including Trump. But gratitude was never what he wanted; he wanted a spectacle.
“This is going to be great television” - Donald Trump
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
F.B.I. Returns Materials Taken From Mar-a-Lago to Trump
Next: To Russia With Love, from Donald Trump
Vladimir Putin is watching and waiting for a very special delivery from Comrade Krasnov.
Next: To Russia With Love, from Donald Trump
Vladimir Putin is watching and waiting for a very special delivery from Comrade Krasnov.
March 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
F.B.I. Returns Materials Taken From Mar-a-Lago to Trump
Next: To Russia With Love, from Donald Trump
Vladimir Putin is watching and waiting for a very special delivery from Comrade Krasnov.
Next: To Russia With Love, from Donald Trump
Vladimir Putin is watching and waiting for a very special delivery from Comrade Krasnov.
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
Dear world, please do not judge us harshly. Most of us are good-caring people, and we hate him too.
February 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Dear world, please do not judge us harshly. Most of us are good-caring people, and we hate him too.
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
Reposted by Melissa Hoeppner
Congratulations on sanitizing Trump.
February 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Congratulations on sanitizing Trump.