hoffie
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Harboring some nostalgia for LiveJournal.
Somehow Bo Nix has become the “Go home and be a family man” Guile of the NFL? That’s a fun casting choice.
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Somehow Bo Nix has become the “Go home and be a family man” Guile of the NFL? That’s a fun casting choice.
National Champion Washington Husky Men’s Soccer!
23° feels-like temperature in a hostile environment, that’s some earned hot cocoa.
23° feels-like temperature in a hostile environment, that’s some earned hot cocoa.
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
National Champion Washington Husky Men’s Soccer!
23° feels-like temperature in a hostile environment, that’s some earned hot cocoa.
23° feels-like temperature in a hostile environment, that’s some earned hot cocoa.
The 6th graders are alright: “In Sparta the government was extremely unfair, their government being a collection of elderly men who were rich and used to be Spartan soldiers.”
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The 6th graders are alright: “In Sparta the government was extremely unfair, their government being a collection of elderly men who were rich and used to be Spartan soldiers.”
Progressing toward Monster Jam seating conditions of “only needing the edge.”
October 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Progressing toward Monster Jam seating conditions of “only needing the edge.”
Get in, sluts, we’re going to the ALCS.
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Get in, sluts, we’re going to the ALCS.
U-Dub!!! September Maryland got ready for that first half, but October Maryland had to finish out the game.
October 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
U-Dub!!! September Maryland got ready for that first half, but October Maryland had to finish out the game.
AL West champion Seattle Mariners. I’m lying if I didn’t just feel a weight come off my chest. Teary-eyed became salty rollers.
goms forever
goms forever
September 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
AL West champion Seattle Mariners. I’m lying if I didn’t just feel a weight come off my chest. Teary-eyed became salty rollers.
goms forever
goms forever
Walking my dog and happened upon a pair of banana Runts on the a sidewalk. I bet whoever dropped their Runts picked up the good ones to eat later. Local fauna won’t even touch the ‘nanners.
September 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Walking my dog and happened upon a pair of banana Runts on the a sidewalk. I bet whoever dropped their Runts picked up the good ones to eat later. Local fauna won’t even touch the ‘nanners.
My beloved Mariners just clinched a playoff spot, are one game from clinching the division, and control their destiny for a bye. I also have an orchid that sprouted seven buds over the weekend.
September 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My beloved Mariners just clinched a playoff spot, are one game from clinching the division, and control their destiny for a bye. I also have an orchid that sprouted seven buds over the weekend.
Life, with Damien Lewis & Sarah Shahi
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.
What's yours?
What's yours?
September 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Life, with Damien Lewis & Sarah Shahi
My kiddo ‘opened’ for Jeff Goldblum & The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra at the Musical Instrument Museum tonight. Surreal experience.
September 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
My kiddo ‘opened’ for Jeff Goldblum & The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra at the Musical Instrument Museum tonight. Surreal experience.
I wonder if anyone has ever requested for “Gigolos Get Lonely Too” by Morris Day to be played at their funeral?
August 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I wonder if anyone has ever requested for “Gigolos Get Lonely Too” by Morris Day to be played at their funeral?
Cal Raleigh, my beautiful son. Fifty is absurd.
August 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Cal Raleigh, my beautiful son. Fifty is absurd.
Y’all inspired my basal urge to be destroyed by a wall of sound.
I‘ve arranged to pick up the pair of CS-06A on Thursday. New project!
I‘ve arranged to pick up the pair of CS-06A on Thursday. New project!
August 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Y’all inspired my basal urge to be destroyed by a wall of sound.
I‘ve arranged to pick up the pair of CS-06A on Thursday. New project!
I‘ve arranged to pick up the pair of CS-06A on Thursday. New project!
The second song that was tested. These are pair of Pioneer CS-06, built some time between 1973-75. Consecutive serials, but I don’t think they did factory-matched pairs.
If you like them, they’re listed for sale on OfferUp in Phoenix — help a public teacher out with his side hustle?
If you like them, they’re listed for sale on OfferUp in Phoenix — help a public teacher out with his side hustle?
August 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The second song that was tested. These are pair of Pioneer CS-06, built some time between 1973-75. Consecutive serials, but I don’t think they did factory-matched pairs.
If you like them, they’re listed for sale on OfferUp in Phoenix — help a public teacher out with his side hustle?
If you like them, they’re listed for sale on OfferUp in Phoenix — help a public teacher out with his side hustle?
This has always been my answer. Keep the lights out as long as possible.
August 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This has always been my answer. Keep the lights out as long as possible.
St Kilda, holy shit what a night for a fourth quarter.
July 27, 2025 at 7:57 AM
St Kilda, holy shit what a night for a fourth quarter.
The Apollo 11 real time desktop site is incredible.
July 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The Apollo 11 real time desktop site is incredible.
She brought over “Gummo”
Here’s a fun distraction what’s the worst movie you’ve watched on a date? Mine is a tie between “Hidden Colors” and “La La Land.”
June 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
She brought over “Gummo”
Should be getting enough XP to prestige my Nintendo fanboy levels: just drove from Telluride, CO to Phoenix, AZ to pick up my Switch 2.
June 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Should be getting enough XP to prestige my Nintendo fanboy levels: just drove from Telluride, CO to Phoenix, AZ to pick up my Switch 2.
The Librarians is coming back to TNT, you say?
May 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The Librarians is coming back to TNT, you say?
Had to take an olfactory break from Ulta, Old Navy was next door. This summer’s line looks like the lost and found at a Lit concert.
May 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Had to take an olfactory break from Ulta, Old Navy was next door. This summer’s line looks like the lost and found at a Lit concert.
Staying in the car an extra 3:30 for “Cherry Chapstick” by Yo La Tengo to finish playing before walking in for gym pickup gave me enough XP to level up my Dad stat.
May 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Staying in the car an extra 3:30 for “Cherry Chapstick” by Yo La Tengo to finish playing before walking in for gym pickup gave me enough XP to level up my Dad stat.
The duck has a chain!!!
April 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The duck has a chain!!!
There are two humans named Max Muncy??? The Maxes Muncy?
Bort ass name
Bort ass name
March 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
There are two humans named Max Muncy??? The Maxes Muncy?
Bort ass name
Bort ass name