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have you ever cooked crack in an airfryer
have you ever cooked crack in an airfryer
Everybody in this house is asleep except me. ITS WAKE UP O’ CLOCK MOTHERFUCKERS. How can someone take their ADHD meds with espresso and go back to sleep for hours. Im so fucking bored.
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Everybody in this house is asleep except me. ITS WAKE UP O’ CLOCK MOTHERFUCKERS. How can someone take their ADHD meds with espresso and go back to sleep for hours. Im so fucking bored.
Nextdoor drama: Someone’s yorkie got out and has been chasing geese in a subdivision’s pond. Several people have attempted but the owners are upset that no one has caught her. Willow is having the time of her life and when people get too close she nips at them & swims away. She dont wanna be saved.
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Nextdoor drama: Someone’s yorkie got out and has been chasing geese in a subdivision’s pond. Several people have attempted but the owners are upset that no one has caught her. Willow is having the time of her life and when people get too close she nips at them & swims away. She dont wanna be saved.
My downstairs neighbor just came to my apartment and offered me a big tumbler of aguafresca. When I asked what the flavor was they said ‘Frieza’.
Good enough, thanks neighbors!
Good enough, thanks neighbors!
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My downstairs neighbor just came to my apartment and offered me a big tumbler of aguafresca. When I asked what the flavor was they said ‘Frieza’.
Good enough, thanks neighbors!
Good enough, thanks neighbors!
They’re gonna bag him arent they? Renee you and Nora finally get to go on vacation! 🤼
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
They’re gonna bag him arent they? Renee you and Nora finally get to go on vacation! 🤼
The checkout clerk at Hmart looked at the stickers on my nalgene bottle, saw the whiskey rabbit ones and just whispered “me too”
whiskey-rabbit.myshopify.com
whiskey-rabbit.myshopify.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The checkout clerk at Hmart looked at the stickers on my nalgene bottle, saw the whiskey rabbit ones and just whispered “me too”
whiskey-rabbit.myshopify.com
whiskey-rabbit.myshopify.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Looking through my google photos and quarantine was a wild and lawless time
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Looking through my google photos and quarantine was a wild and lawless time
It was upsetting but the only upside was there was another bbq place on the same block but that had a big "southern heritage" vibe going on and they both had to close. Fair is fair.
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It was upsetting but the only upside was there was another bbq place on the same block but that had a big "southern heritage" vibe going on and they both had to close. Fair is fair.
Come on TK.. it's a license to print money! 🤼
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Come on TK.. it's a license to print money! 🤼
My first couple of weeks with the CPAP has been eye opening. I havent slept this well since I was a child. The under 7 hour days are when I drank alcohol before bed so I know what not to do. My AHI went from 131 per hr to single digits
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My first couple of weeks with the CPAP has been eye opening. I havent slept this well since I was a child. The under 7 hour days are when I drank alcohol before bed so I know what not to do. My AHI went from 131 per hr to single digits
Was it this?
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Was it this?
Popped a Perc30 and got straight to fuckin’
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Popped a Perc30 and got straight to fuckin’
Slathered myself in this Haus Urban scent but in hindsight its a little too masc for me. According to the mushroom seller at the farmers market today its “an intoxicating scent to get choked to”. Neat? Sir please just ring up my purchase, but also 🫦I knowww….
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Slathered myself in this Haus Urban scent but in hindsight its a little too masc for me. According to the mushroom seller at the farmers market today its “an intoxicating scent to get choked to”. Neat? Sir please just ring up my purchase, but also 🫦I knowww….
December first im calling off work and going to sit directly on top of the washing machine agitator. Did I mention im starting hormones next week? Help.
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
December first im calling off work and going to sit directly on top of the washing machine agitator. Did I mention im starting hormones next week? Help.
Fucked up dinner, had the shame/anxiety poops and ate sad girl dinner before bed
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Fucked up dinner, had the shame/anxiety poops and ate sad girl dinner before bed
FUCK... THIS GOES HARD
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
FUCK... THIS GOES HARD
Walking to lunch and heard this Skepta bar that made me just stop and stare into the middle distance for a bit
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Walking to lunch and heard this Skepta bar that made me just stop and stare into the middle distance for a bit
Face + Scent
I rotate depending on mood, season, and setting but this is my comfort/home scent.
I rotate depending on mood, season, and setting but this is my comfort/home scent.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Face + Scent
I rotate depending on mood, season, and setting but this is my comfort/home scent.
I rotate depending on mood, season, and setting but this is my comfort/home scent.
*sighs*
*taps the sign*
*taps the sign*
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
*sighs*
*taps the sign*
*taps the sign*
Deliciousness secured. I havent spoken English to anyone in over 12 hours.
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Deliciousness secured. I havent spoken English to anyone in over 12 hours.
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Things like this happen when you use us for optics, but wont hire us for our expertise. Just no research went into this look and he is one of the main characters.
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Things like this happen when you use us for optics, but wont hire us for our expertise. Just no research went into this look and he is one of the main characters.