Thats clearly a chef of some sort

I cleaned the kitchen, took out the garbage and recycling in protest. That’ll show ‘em!

Looking at his account, it appears that you hit the nail on the head

The least Greg could do is donate now that he knows you're not a scammer

These look really good!

My type is apparently Marcie from Peanuts.

Untherapised me would’ve been falling over myself for a chance to sniff her sit down air. My partner noticed my grip tighten around their arm, scanned the room and said “oh, yeah that checks out” then walked us over to her to ask about a card game. I felt like dying.

I dont mind cold or snow but as soon as I slip on some ice I want to burn this shit down. Fire up the global warming machines, fuck winter, etc…

The madness is spreading

Farmers market was cancelled, small businesses downtown are closed. I know its due to safety but I wanted to get a little treat today. I’ll live

My partner also has the ink advent calendar and im desperately trying to prevent them from opening all the compartments at once.

I know ball.

*served a full breakfast including hand formed maple breakfast patties*

Partner: Ohh babe, I cant eat all this, its kinda heavy

*eats 2 croissants and a quarter of a pie less than 5 minutes later then does a little jig*

In my case, you cant keep me from the farmer’s market. Im gonna give them some time to set up and then im gone 🏃🏾‍♂️💨

I have synethesia and it makes reading print media hard for me depending on the typesetting (and paper weight). Im TEARING through these ~400 page books but Im so like over them.