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Sabermane

@homelessrobot.bsky.social

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Gen X Potato, He/Him Real Life: Cybersecurity Geek, Dad, Husband Fake Life: ttrpgs, movies, all things geekerish, too much politics (sorry I don't want to either but *flails at everything*)

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1h

Spellchecker almost made Woo'ing into "John Wyoming" so now I have a new character name.

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1h

PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2: PASSIONER

*Jesus John Woo'ing his way through Hell with two gold-plated .45's named "Peace" and "Redemption", mowing down demons and kicking doors open to release Plato and other souls born before his sacrifice to Darudes 'Sandstorm' for 90 minutes*

Page Six @pagesix.com · 10h

Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel to star new Jesus, cast

Gibson's long-gestating sequel will start shooting in Rome, but with a completely new cast, an insider told Page Six.

pagesix.com

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 14h

Oh not it's....it'd....um....it's THAT GUY!!

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 16h

a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands together .

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands together .

media.tenor.com

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 16h

*reading, chuckling--then eyes narrow*

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 21h

I assume he has dirt on people. Like "Epstein/proof you murdered JFK/you made ice cream bad for people" on multiple producers, directors, and studio heads.

Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · 1d

Why are we still paying Jared Leto to do things, I thought we learned our lesson about that

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 22h

Me, a 50 year old man: oh shit am I lesbian now?

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 22h

That's why Oswald wrote "The Only Trustworthy Currency would be an electronic series of non-backed credits using a currently unknown model of blockchain computing to keep it reliable" on his bullets.

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 22h

This is why they're running so fast. They know their shit isn't popular. Just keep pushing.

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 22h

So the thing is when you say "ACAB includes Commander Vimes", I have no doubt Vimes would agree with you.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d

watching bad movies on free streaming, and man we gotta do something about gambling apps. This "Just tiktok throw money at every single play" has to be destroying lives.

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah! Just a game where I never launch a photon torpedo, but have to fiddle with sensors and help my crew do a cooking competition.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d

I know the audience would be me and six other people, but I'd love a casual Trek game where you fly through a sector in a Miranada class and just do boring science scans and help your command crew with personal issues. "Sir! We found a new class of arthropod! And Lt. Dawes likes Vulcan food now!"

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d

God has a Plan for you, but he also had a Plan for the dinosaurs.

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Ok so that's attempted murder...

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Went to a kids concert tonight.
Conductor: "this next piece was crafted by a master composure in mourning, comparing it to a piece of art she found in Austria. You can hear the balance of sadness but also divine hope and grace..."
My dumb ass: well I didn't get that at all.

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d

You mean residential four way "no, you go ahead. Ok fine we'll EVERYONE GO NOW GO NOW DRIIIIIIVE NO WAIT"

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe this will reset reality???

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Goddammit JKR is gonna make a 20 post X about how this is impossible.

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d

This song probably saved my life and I'm not even joking.

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d

One of my favorite Magnus Archives was just "well, it's a very large pig". Because pigs are already without morality.

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

i have met a number of pigs, including pigs i later went on to eat (we have small farmers in our family) and quite frankly, getting to know pigs has made me feel even less bad about eating them

they would 100% eat us if given the chance

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d

"Trust us, we're giving everything you do to the Lying Data Vacuum machine, but we asked it nicely to not do anything with it even though we are asking them to do things with it and there's no way we could prove it if they did. They pinky promised!"

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so tired Katie.

I'm just so damn tired.

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 2d

"Flight 279er, this is Greg. I used to be the janitor. Good luck."

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 2d

yet the airport is still operating. i did not know you could…do that.

Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 2d

California's governor says Hollywood-Burbank airport has no air traffic controllers this evening due to the federal government shutdown. www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/ne...

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 2d

"Where's your pocket square??"
"I have an armband!"
"..."
"...too much?"