Homophobic Susan
@homophobicsusan.bsky.social
Wife, Mother, Teen Choice Awards Presenter
Found in CHRIST not Crisis 🙏
Found in CHRIST not Crisis 🙏
Literally no one knows this but I’m about to be the biggest new pop star
June 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Literally no one knows this but I’m about to be the biggest new pop star
Looking at my Spotify wrapped like damn I have good taste
December 27, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Looking at my Spotify wrapped like damn I have good taste
They call my pussy the Grinch cause it stink stank stunk
December 19, 2024 at 1:40 PM
They call my pussy the Grinch cause it stink stank stunk
Claiming my dandruff to be snow when I live in Los Angeles
December 19, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Claiming my dandruff to be snow when I live in Los Angeles
My elf on the shelf just told me he’s a squirter
December 19, 2024 at 1:08 PM
My elf on the shelf just told me he’s a squirter
Yo OpenAI whenever I try role playing with chatgpt it always asks to be some bitch named Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way
December 19, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Yo OpenAI whenever I try role playing with chatgpt it always asks to be some bitch named Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way
Who do I call about weird tasting pee. one of my subs is complaining
December 19, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Who do I call about weird tasting pee. one of my subs is complaining
Atp idgaf about aliens but if y’all probe me at least go gentle cause this hole tight as a NUN
December 19, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Atp idgaf about aliens but if y’all probe me at least go gentle cause this hole tight as a NUN
6am at Chicago O’Hare who wants to FUCK
December 19, 2024 at 12:43 PM
6am at Chicago O’Hare who wants to FUCK
Me when someone asks what my musical theatre goal is
Fuck Seymour.
December 19, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Me when someone asks what my musical theatre goal is
I wish I could queef
December 12, 2024 at 10:33 AM
I wish I could queef
I just KNOW iJustine has Beyoncé visuals on her hard drive
December 12, 2024 at 10:33 AM
I just KNOW iJustine has Beyoncé visuals on her hard drive
Oh yeah? Well I ate the divorce papers
I ate all 6 of the bananas I got last week. They should make a documentary about me
December 10, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Oh yeah? Well I ate the divorce papers
Love seeing people horny on the timeline, as God intended
December 10, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Love seeing people horny on the timeline, as God intended
Troye Sivan is so wholesome as a person (at least online it seems) and I wish him nothing but the best
December 9, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Troye Sivan is so wholesome as a person (at least online it seems) and I wish him nothing but the best
Finn Keane / EASYFUN needs his dick sucked for what he did on Von Dutch and the 365 remix
December 9, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Finn Keane / EASYFUN needs his dick sucked for what he did on Von Dutch and the 365 remix
Throwback to when I was 17 and had to get a cyst removed from my tailbone and the older male doctor took a look at my exposed ass and before diving in with a scalpel and said “you’re a hairy one aren’t you”
December 9, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Throwback to when I was 17 and had to get a cyst removed from my tailbone and the older male doctor took a look at my exposed ass and before diving in with a scalpel and said “you’re a hairy one aren’t you”
I have yet to see an ass as hairy as mine on the internet ANYWHERE
December 9, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I have yet to see an ass as hairy as mine on the internet ANYWHERE
Honestly isn’t the best policy open door diplomacy is
December 9, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Honestly isn’t the best policy open door diplomacy is
And my girlfriend when and cheated on me
December 9, 2024 at 10:53 AM
And my girlfriend when and cheated on me
Seven days of torture, seven days of bitter
December 9, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Seven days of torture, seven days of bitter
It’s been a really really messed up week
December 9, 2024 at 10:52 AM
It’s been a really really messed up week
Can’t wait for the future where my Apple Watch can impregnate me anally
December 9, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Can’t wait for the future where my Apple Watch can impregnate me anally
I’ve always wanted to fuck him
December 9, 2024 at 10:47 AM
I’ve always wanted to fuck him
Flat ass gang rise up call that a half moon
December 9, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Flat ass gang rise up call that a half moon