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No one at this AutoZone respects me
April 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
No one at this AutoZone respects me
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I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
April 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
Well at least Val Kilmer didn't have to live to see these tariffs ..
April 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Well at least Val Kilmer didn't have to live to see these tariffs ..
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The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)
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Elmer is obviously attracted to Bugs in a way that Bugs is more aware of than Elmer but I don't think Bugs totally understands the depths of how reciprocal it is on his end. A fascinating relationship.
February 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Elmer is obviously attracted to Bugs in a way that Bugs is more aware of than Elmer but I don't think Bugs totally understands the depths of how reciprocal it is on his end. A fascinating relationship.
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someone in the town Facebook group said that her brother who is very allergic to dogs is about to visit, and she wants someone with severe dog allergies to visit her house as a test
January 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
someone in the town Facebook group said that her brother who is very allergic to dogs is about to visit, and she wants someone with severe dog allergies to visit her house as a test
band name Minivan Morrison
January 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
band name Minivan Morrison
Spotify wrapped but for corndogs
January 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Spotify wrapped but for corndogs
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What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
When da bus farts
November 21, 2024 at 9:51 PM
When da bus farts
diabetic alert dog but it's a mini poodle that nudges me and does the dog side eye thing when the girl I'm talking to at the party is losing interest
November 19, 2024 at 5:05 PM
diabetic alert dog but it's a mini poodle that nudges me and does the dog side eye thing when the girl I'm talking to at the party is losing interest
my stackoverflow boat & tote ?
November 18, 2024 at 10:14 PM
my stackoverflow boat & tote ?
November is if you don't eat enough lunch you're going to be real low energy by late afternoon awareness month
November 15, 2024 at 9:08 PM
November is if you don't eat enough lunch you're going to be real low energy by late afternoon awareness month
Boys my age suddenly remember dc snuff film / waste yrself
November 14, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Boys my age suddenly remember dc snuff film / waste yrself