Alf
@hoodycello.bsky.social
Absinthe makes the heart Jane Fonda
He/him
SF Giants fool, Niners heartbreakee, Dubs fair-weatherer, musician
He/him
SF Giants fool, Niners heartbreakee, Dubs fair-weatherer, musician
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This is powerfully embarrassing
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
This is powerfully embarrassing
I am asking the blue jays for two wins on my birthday. That would be my favourite birthday present
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I am asking the blue jays for two wins on my birthday. That would be my favourite birthday present
Watching that Shohei New Balance advert and thinking about how him not signing with the Giants deprived us of surely the whispiest of mustaches for Mustache May
October 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Watching that Shohei New Balance advert and thinking about how him not signing with the Giants deprived us of surely the whispiest of mustaches for Mustache May
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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"In Hebrew they commented on our appearances, called us Hamas, gestapo, and whores, and joked about our obvious discomfort as people shifted and vocalized in pain. A speaker blasted Israeli pop music."
Read Emily Wilder's dispatch from Israeli custody:
jewishcurrents.org/forty-eight-...
Read Emily Wilder's dispatch from Israeli custody:
jewishcurrents.org/forty-eight-...
Forty-Eight Hours in Israeli Captivity
A journalist captured on a flotilla mission recounts treatment at the hands of the Israeli navy, border police, and prison guards.
jewishcurrents.org
October 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"In Hebrew they commented on our appearances, called us Hamas, gestapo, and whores, and joked about our obvious discomfort as people shifted and vocalized in pain. A speaker blasted Israeli pop music."
Read Emily Wilder's dispatch from Israeli custody:
jewishcurrents.org/forty-eight-...
Read Emily Wilder's dispatch from Israeli custody:
jewishcurrents.org/forty-eight-...
GOMS BABY6YYTYTTTYYYYYYY
October 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
GOMS BABY6YYTYTTTYYYYYYY
Buster meeting with ownership has me imagining him in some kind of Gollum/Smeagol bit
September 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Buster meeting with ownership has me imagining him in some kind of Gollum/Smeagol bit
Good riddance, Clayton Kershaw
September 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Good riddance, Clayton Kershaw
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My very good buddy and overall sweet little guy Fisher took a bad tumble this morning and is racking up medical bills. I know times are tough, but if you can spare a few bucks for his recovery we would be so grateful. www.gofundme.com/f/fisher-rec...
Donate to Help Fisher Recovery From a Bad Fall, organized by Benjamin Kabak
Lindsey's dog Fisher was involved in a terrible accident today. While we are still… Benjamin Kabak needs your support for Help Fisher Recovery From a Bad Fall
www.gofundme.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My very good buddy and overall sweet little guy Fisher took a bad tumble this morning and is racking up medical bills. I know times are tough, but if you can spare a few bucks for his recovery we would be so grateful. www.gofundme.com/f/fisher-rec...
Mostly erstwhile Giants who were good, good briefly, were supposed to be good but couldn't put it together, were injured their whole tenure, were memorable in 2021, and Skye Bolt and Steven Piscotty
September 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Mostly erstwhile Giants who were good, good briefly, were supposed to be good but couldn't put it together, were injured their whole tenure, were memorable in 2021, and Skye Bolt and Steven Piscotty
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
I swear you see something new in MLB every damn day, Tucker's throw in hits Matt Chapman at first base and pops the ball to the backstop allowing another run to score and Chapman to go to 2nd
August 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
You know mets fans are (mostly) good people because they *still* give Wilmer Flores a huge ovation when he returns to Citi Field even though it's been seven years since he left
August 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You know mets fans are (mostly) good people because they *still* give Wilmer Flores a huge ovation when he returns to Citi Field even though it's been seven years since he left
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Mamdani has mainstream views, has answered questions carefully, has not really made a misstep, and STILL gets accused of antisemitism because that word has become such a blunt, shapeless weapon. it helps nobody, least of all actual targets of actual antisemitism
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/24/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/24/o...
Opinion | The Attacks on Zohran Mamdani Show That We Need a New Understanding of Antisemitism
www.nytimes.com
June 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Mamdani has mainstream views, has answered questions carefully, has not really made a misstep, and STILL gets accused of antisemitism because that word has become such a blunt, shapeless weapon. it helps nobody, least of all actual targets of actual antisemitism
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/24/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/24/o...
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Happy birthday to my exceptional friend, Sarah. open.substack.com/pub/lindseya...
Birthdays Are Important
Twice a day for two years, Sarah Langs drank a bitter, brown sludge-like concoction that she called “her potion” in the hopes that it would extend her life by at least a few weeks.
open.substack.com
May 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Happy birthday to my exceptional friend, Sarah. open.substack.com/pub/lindseya...
I wish Kruk and Kuip were my granddads
April 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I wish Kruk and Kuip were my granddads
LaMonte Wade Jr just cannot stop finding gloves
April 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
LaMonte Wade Jr just cannot stop finding gloves
Victor Robles holy smokes
April 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Victor Robles holy smokes
Giants opening days: torture!
April 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Giants opening days: torture!
I see the Dodgers have attempted to distract the world from the Giants winning the Cactus League by starting a completely different competition before the first one finished. Cringe is as cringe does
March 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I see the Dodgers have attempted to distract the world from the Giants winning the Cactus League by starting a completely different competition before the first one finished. Cringe is as cringe does
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Duane Kuiper going through the four stages of grief when it comes to calling them the "Oakland" Athletics.
Step 4/4: Out of F*cks to Give.
Step 4/4: Out of F*cks to Give.
March 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Duane Kuiper going through the four stages of grief when it comes to calling them the "Oakland" Athletics.
Step 4/4: Out of F*cks to Give.
Step 4/4: Out of F*cks to Give.
America's obsession with egg prices is something I will never understand
January 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
America's obsession with egg prices is something I will never understand