Hoops McChristmas
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my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
Went to a Barnes and Noble I used to work at and I forgot how INSANE the Christmas music is there
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Went to a Barnes and Noble I used to work at and I forgot how INSANE the Christmas music is there
I hope all this commotion doesn’t put a damper on the White House Christmas party
December 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I hope all this commotion doesn’t put a damper on the White House Christmas party
Does anyone know which McDonald’s Trump gets his food from? I have an idea.
December 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Does anyone know which McDonald’s Trump gets his food from? I have an idea.
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Truly staggering how “withheld for national security concerns” is not an immediate red flag for everyone in this lobotomized country
December 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Truly staggering how “withheld for national security concerns” is not an immediate red flag for everyone in this lobotomized country
What does this mean?
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What does this mean?
I can help here, these are all my passwords
someone accidently stumbled on an insanely ominious cdc government page, it’s a massive list of random words that looks like this. anyone know whats going on here?
ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
December 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I can help here, these are all my passwords
My prediction for 2026 is that President Vance is going to “bring back columbus day“ or some bullshit
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My prediction for 2026 is that President Vance is going to “bring back columbus day“ or some bullshit
It should’ve been me
BREAKING: Trump nor Charlie Kirk won Time Person of the Year!
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It should’ve been me
Luckily I had the foresight to skip watching my Commanders embarrass themselves this fine Sunday. Thank god!
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Luckily I had the foresight to skip watching my Commanders embarrass themselves this fine Sunday. Thank god!
(Cameron Winter voice)
You look red
Like you’ve fled
To the island of misfit toys
You look red
Like you’ve fled
To the island of misfit toys
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
(Cameron Winter voice)
You look red
Like you’ve fled
To the island of misfit toys
You look red
Like you’ve fled
To the island of misfit toys
Thought this was Hasan for a second
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Thought this was Hasan for a second
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Hope you have a good holiday
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hope you have a good holiday
My take is that 2 football games is the perfect number for Thanksgiving. 3 is egregious and mind numbing. 8 PM is bedtime, we should be watching a Nancy Meyers movie while fading in and out of consciousness, not calculating playoff odds. I will die on this hill.
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My take is that 2 football games is the perfect number for Thanksgiving. 3 is egregious and mind numbing. 8 PM is bedtime, we should be watching a Nancy Meyers movie while fading in and out of consciousness, not calculating playoff odds. I will die on this hill.
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Actually, no. There were no laws against having sex with child slaves in 1776.
"Horrific" or no, it wasn't "immoral" in Jefferson's time.
Would he have any less of a chance of being elected president in 2024? 🤔 #PedoDon
"Horrific" or no, it wasn't "immoral" in Jefferson's time.
Would he have any less of a chance of being elected president in 2024? 🤔 #PedoDon
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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My mom after I wash one dish on thanksgiving
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My mom after I wash one dish on thanksgiving
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Good old Woz. Good for him.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Good old Woz. Good for him.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Life is so good when I’m on an orange juice kick
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Life is so good when I’m on an orange juice kick
I’m going to buy palantir and do it the right way
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m going to buy palantir and do it the right way
Kimmel should start dressing like Zelensky
September 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Kimmel should start dressing like Zelensky
CRIMINALIZE TUSH PUSH NOW!!!
September 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
CRIMINALIZE TUSH PUSH NOW!!!
I appreciate Mr Potter having a portrait of himself in his office
December 25, 2024 at 6:41 AM
I appreciate Mr Potter having a portrait of himself in his office
Looking forward to the Must Be Santa scene in A Complete Unknown
December 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Looking forward to the Must Be Santa scene in A Complete Unknown