jess
@horrornoodles.bsky.social
scary movie aficionado, phelan-mcdermid mom, reader, small boat lover, leo
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cat pro tip: flag pole holder for fishing pole toys
April 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
cat pro tip: flag pole holder for fishing pole toys
Filling out waitlist paperwork for my eight year old to secure services and housing after she ages out of the school system was never ever on my parenting bingo card
March 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Filling out waitlist paperwork for my eight year old to secure services and housing after she ages out of the school system was never ever on my parenting bingo card
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March 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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BREAKING: SpaceX's Starship EXPLODES, causing FAA to halt flights at 4 major airports
The previous Starship also exploded, in January
THIS is why FAA probed SpaceX for safety
And THIS is why Musk has been trying to kill FAA - and why he should NOT get any more govt contracts
The previous Starship also exploded, in January
THIS is why FAA probed SpaceX for safety
And THIS is why Musk has been trying to kill FAA - and why he should NOT get any more govt contracts
March 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
BREAKING: SpaceX's Starship EXPLODES, causing FAA to halt flights at 4 major airports
The previous Starship also exploded, in January
THIS is why FAA probed SpaceX for safety
And THIS is why Musk has been trying to kill FAA - and why he should NOT get any more govt contracts
The previous Starship also exploded, in January
THIS is why FAA probed SpaceX for safety
And THIS is why Musk has been trying to kill FAA - and why he should NOT get any more govt contracts
Accidentally bought a chest binder bc I thought it was just a really supportive looking strapless bra. I just wanna wear tube tops man
March 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Accidentally bought a chest binder bc I thought it was just a really supportive looking strapless bra. I just wanna wear tube tops man
Ooo I love Puerto Rico hard
March 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Ooo I love Puerto Rico hard
Slept in. 3 sangrias for lunch. Fell asleep on the beach in a weird position so if you look at me from behind I’m several shades darker. Perf vacation day.
February 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Slept in. 3 sangrias for lunch. Fell asleep on the beach in a weird position so if you look at me from behind I’m several shades darker. Perf vacation day.
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
Apparently there’s a bug on switch that makes every gift a loved gift, and I had no idea. I’ve spent so much money buying beer for Shane 😭 #stardew
February 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Apparently there’s a bug on switch that makes every gift a loved gift, and I had no idea. I’ve spent so much money buying beer for Shane 😭 #stardew
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Maddow: If you don't have Bluesky yet, I recommend it. It is a social media network that doesn't make me want to stab myself in the eye with a rusty fork
February 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Maddow: If you don't have Bluesky yet, I recommend it. It is a social media network that doesn't make me want to stab myself in the eye with a rusty fork
If it weren’t for the *back problems* I would shovel my entire neighborhood for free. It’s so quiet & cathartic.
February 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If it weren’t for the *back problems* I would shovel my entire neighborhood for free. It’s so quiet & cathartic.
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Gimme that old time separation of church and state
February 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Gimme that old time separation of church and state
Accidentally opened my Valentine’s Day gift because it’s something I definitely would’ve gotten for myself. I thought I did some late night shopping & forgot about it 😭
February 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Accidentally opened my Valentine’s Day gift because it’s something I definitely would’ve gotten for myself. I thought I did some late night shopping & forgot about it 😭
Cat who knows he’s not allowed in the kitchen while toddlers are eating
February 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Cat who knows he’s not allowed in the kitchen while toddlers are eating
Learning pottery is truly the most humbling thing I’ve done since becoming a parent.
February 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Learning pottery is truly the most humbling thing I’ve done since becoming a parent.
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“I mean, who’s to say? The Constitution is very old, and like most Americans, I’ve never actually read the whole thing."
Congress ‘Unclear’ if Trump Has Authority to Declare Himself King and Rule America With Unchecked Powers
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Despite the unanimous opinion of legal scholars, historians, and kindergartners that the U.S. Constitution explicitly forbids Donald Trump from forming a monarchy, Congress…
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February 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“I mean, who’s to say? The Constitution is very old, and like most Americans, I’ve never actually read the whole thing."
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i wasn't built to work i was built to dilly dally and eat bottomless fries.
February 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i wasn't built to work i was built to dilly dally and eat bottomless fries.
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this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.
February 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.
organic vibrating heating pads
February 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
organic vibrating heating pads
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Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
February 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
I know I’m well over a decade late but I’ve watched 3 seasons of Luther this week and kind of want to stop now because of what they did to Justin
February 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I know I’m well over a decade late but I’ve watched 3 seasons of Luther this week and kind of want to stop now because of what they did to Justin