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Count Von Horse Knuckler

@horseknuckler.bsky.social

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if you have to ask what a horse knuckler does, you can't afford it trans rights are human rights terminally politics brained will almost always reskeet any cat photo I see nothing matters, smile anyway

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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 6h

They're BACK. From very angry hissy girls at the rescue, to sniffing me and turning into snuggly marshmallows. I think they were relieved I came and got them 😂😂

A very grumpy Sabine in her grey fluffy bed. She is a black cat with a splash of white under her chin, and she currently has cat flu, so her eyes are goopy.

Meg, glaring at me. The angle is weird so she looks a bit like a chipmunk with her cheeks full, but she is a black cat with a shaved spot on her neck. She is also full of cat flu and eye goop.

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Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 7h

Hell yeah, screw the Yankees

John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 7h

I’m 1% a baseball person and I know you do not respect the Yankees, Theyre the camp for rich kids across the lake

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 9h

There was an old Doug Stanhope bit about how being a Yankees fan is like going to a casino and rooting for the house and being a huge asshole about it

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GONZO the ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 7h

Behaviores Report: 100% goode, obviousey!

Orange and white cat, dainty paws, his behavior report is 100% good

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Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 7h

It's an egg cooker but for your noggin

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ShitpostBot 5000 @shitpostbot.com · 7h

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Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 9h

Some of us did not experience our awakening reading the Sears Catalog and it shows

Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 9h

Just like the last time "everyone" "fled" to mastodon

Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 9h

Sweeping a filter just to wowb something

Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 10h

If I name *all* the roads the "Charlie Kirk Memorial Major Arterial" do I get like 20x the funding?

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Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 10h

Curious if this is more of an "ad companies aren't wasting money on TV spots anymore" than a prepper bucket, uh, renaissance

Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 10h

Hague for everyone in ICE

Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 11h

American citizen, read this. www.koin.com/news/portlan...

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13h

native plants are important too

a flower field with text that says "Yeah I'm into BDSM, Bio-Diversity Supporting Meadows"

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Hourly Videogame Box Art @vgboxart.bsky.social · 11h

MARBLE MADNESS

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Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 10h

Holy shit that's rad

Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 10h

OH MY GOSHHHHHH

debbspook @debbshock.blue · 17h

bigfoot sighting

Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 10h

Just an absolute kludge of a man. Eats takeout steak in a pool. Gave money to memestock grifters. Threw several parties for himself.

Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 10h

As someone on the Bill "Ploot" Pulte trail for several years, his downfall will be among the sweetest

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Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 10h

Hell yeah

Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 10h

The proof is in that puddin

Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 13h

"president trump healthiest president of all time"

Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 13h

If you're mad at the mods, start a blog, dawg. Be your own mod

Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 13h

The "being mad at the mods" discourse will continue until the heat death of the universe

Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 16h

look i follow both of you guys on here so I'd rather not get into a shouting match, but unfortunately i simply don't think there's an Obvious Way Out of dealing with the secret federal police while the guys who invented the federal secret police control the country

Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 16h

30 cops at once: "you're under arrest"
feds in car: "for what"
30 cops: "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
feds in car: *drives off*

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Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 16h

chicago cops aren't gonna do a Waco standoff with DHS in the middle of Chicago, sorry man

they're also not going to arrest DHS for imaginary crimes (what is the crime they would be arrested for anyway? being spooky feds? wearing masks? being assholes covered by federal law?)

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