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fulltime bar guy. part time New Orleans city planner. my friends call me Dutch. not affiliated with the Netherlands.
this fucking movie has a full blown ad for Liquid Death in it
December 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
this fucking movie has a full blown ad for Liquid Death in it
what is up with Josh Brolin? Queuing up Running Man to watch and Brolin's in this too! Feel like he's been working non-stop in 2025
December 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
what is up with Josh Brolin? Queuing up Running Man to watch and Brolin's in this too! Feel like he's been working non-stop in 2025
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I was escorted out of a movie theater because I gave Vince Vaughn the finger
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I was escorted out of a movie theater because I gave Vince Vaughn the finger
doing the michael scott "i declare bankruptcy" thing but to announce my open marriage
December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
doing the michael scott "i declare bankruptcy" thing but to announce my open marriage
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Not now kitten, daddy’s six feet from the edge and thinking six feet ain’t so far down
December 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Not now kitten, daddy’s six feet from the edge and thinking six feet ain’t so far down
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rub a dub im in the tub
December 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
rub a dub im in the tub
its fucked up that I'm perfect in every way except I'm bald like wtf
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
its fucked up that I'm perfect in every way except I'm bald like wtf
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Rian Johnson could probably kick my ass and I'd be ok with it. Love these silly movies
December 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Rian Johnson could probably kick my ass and I'd be ok with it. Love these silly movies
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in honor of Linus Torvalds' birthday please take your Arch user outside to play. if you have a NixOS user please euthanize them
December 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
in honor of Linus Torvalds' birthday please take your Arch user outside to play. if you have a NixOS user please euthanize them
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bring back the lemonade and disconnect the robot that kills you
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
bring back the lemonade and disconnect the robot that kills you
getting moved up to bartender 😌
December 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
getting moved up to bartender 😌
🎶 i don't wanna work, i just wanna beat my on my meat all day 🎶
December 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
🎶 i don't wanna work, i just wanna beat my on my meat all day 🎶
why oh why must i go to work at the place where i am employed
December 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
why oh why must i go to work at the place where i am employed
god bless Mp3tag
December 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
god bless Mp3tag
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casting vicious mockery on the president
December 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
casting vicious mockery on the president
Gaysexual bc I... wait a minute
Haysexual bc I like fucking farmers
Asexual, because I’m an overachiever
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Gaysexual bc I... wait a minute
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another day volunteering at santa's workshop. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the big gift bag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
December 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
another day volunteering at santa's workshop. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the big gift bag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
Merry Christmas everyone! Except one specific person who reads this. A Scary Christmas to you, jagoff
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Merry Christmas everyone! Except one specific person who reads this. A Scary Christmas to you, jagoff