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Jess
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👑 55+ & Just Getting Started 🎬 Making midlife look magical ✨ Your mom could never 🎬 World's Oldest OFTV personality 👑

https://of.tv/creators/life-over-50-with-jess

https://hotmesstvofficial.me/
Beauty tip of the day: The best anti-aging cream? Your authentic smile and zero f*cks given! 💋 Real talk: what's your favorite confidence booster? #AgingFearlessly #HotMessTV #over50
November 27, 2024 at 9:47 PM
yep, #mercuryretrograde is here til 15 December... buckle up, b*tches
November 26, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Fun fact: Mature women are literally the most searched category on the internet.

Meanwhile society: "You should dress age appropriate"
Make it make sense.

Wrong answers only - what else should we stop doing at "our age"?

#Over50Style #50PlusWomen #WomenOver50 #over50 #milf
November 26, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Called the number and got redirected to Andrew Tate trying to sell me a course on 'feminine submission.' Somehow THAT's more depressing than not getting Madonna's jacket.
In the 80s you could call a 1800 number and order Madonna’s jacket from the movie Desperately Seeking Susan. So we decided, let’s call that old number and see what happens. *ZING* #genx #genxwomen #podcast #podcasting #genxpodcast #women #girlpower #podcasters #genxwomenaresickofthisshit
November 26, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Looking for a planet where men don't explain my anatomy to me. Plot twist: this dress has pockets AND more rights than I do. 🌟 If we needed femdom, that time is NOW. #WomensRights #FeministAF #ProChoice
November 26, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Note to self: DON'T MAKE A POST UNTIL *AFTER* YOU LEAVE SOMEONE'S PAGE.

I'm never gonna get the hang of this sh*t. Also, fck Trump.
November 26, 2024 at 1:22 AM
@sardax.bsky.social did this one of my over a quarter century ago... #eurasiangoddess #money #sardax
November 26, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Twitter confused me and this platform does too.

Someone bring back myspace.

#genx #myspace #confused #over50
November 26, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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Bluesky users being suspicious of fake accounts
November 25, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Mercury Retrograde from a 55-year-old who's still serving chaos 💁‍♀️
Been causing drama since before you had WiFi, honey 😏
Your phone might die, but this vintage vibe never does 🔥
#Over50 #MatureWoman #MercuryRx #HotMessTV #mom
November 25, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Being #over50 and sick of Twitter made me come here.

Watch my silly channel at: of.tv/creators/lif...
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November 25, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.
November 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM