Beauty tip of the day: The best anti-aging cream? Your authentic smile and zero f*cks given! 💋 Real talk: what's your favorite confidence booster? #AgingFearlessly #HotMessTV #over50

yep, #mercuryretrograde is here til 15 December... buckle up, b*tches

Fun fact: Mature women are literally the most searched category on the internet.

Meanwhile society: "You should dress age appropriate"
Make it make sense.

Wrong answers only - what else should we stop doing at "our age"?

#Over50Style #50PlusWomen #WomenOver50 #over50 #milf

Called the number and got redirected to Andrew Tate trying to sell me a course on 'feminine submission.' Somehow THAT's more depressing than not getting Madonna's jacket.

Looking for a planet where men don't explain my anatomy to me. Plot twist: this dress has pockets AND more rights than I do. 🌟 If we needed femdom, that time is NOW. #WomensRights #FeministAF #ProChoice

Note to self: DON'T MAKE A POST UNTIL *AFTER* YOU LEAVE SOMEONE'S PAGE.

I'm never gonna get the hang of this sh*t. Also, fck Trump.

@sardax.bsky.social did this one of my over a quarter century ago... #eurasiangoddess #money #sardax

Twitter confused me and this platform does too.

Someone bring back myspace.

#genx #myspace #confused #over50

Bluesky users being suspicious of fake accounts

Mercury Retrograde from a 55-year-old who's still serving chaos 💁‍♀️
Been causing drama since before you had WiFi, honey 😏
Your phone might die, but this vintage vibe never does 🔥
#Over50 #MatureWoman #MercuryRx #HotMessTV #mom

Being #over50 and sick of Twitter made me come here.

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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.

I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.